Edwina Scissorhands

If Nicole's fingernails were any longer she could play Edwina Scissorhands. #DAYS

Protip for Shawn: In the future, whenever you have sex with Belle, make sure you get proof of identity beforehand.

Shawn should realize when Bo had sex with Billie thinking she was Hope and Hope didn't buy it the precedent for the nullification of the "I-thought-it-was-you-excuse" was forever set in Salem. #DAYS

So Belle is moving back in with her parents? What does she think she is, a millennial? #DAYS

With Andre's appearance, more people have now returned from the dead on #DOOL than have died in the first place. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "I want our relationship back." Jake: "In other words you want me to go back to doing to you what you did to me when you took my job?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "I've been released from jail. I want to thank you for all your hard work." Belle: "I need a written thank-you… in the form of a check." #DAYS