10 Hours of Nudity Per Month

Sarah/Rene: "Put on some clothes." Xander: "I would but my contract with #DOOL requires at least 10 hours of nudity a month." #DAYS

Allie tries to get through to Johnny and vows to send Satan "straight back to hell." A threat like that might work. Maybe ol' Beelzebub is homesick. #DAYS

Sarah/Rene to Xander and Gwen: "Everyone knows you two are in cahoots." Cahoots? Is that the new term for having monkey-sex? #DAYS

Maggie: "We can't force Sarah to take the serum." Yes you can. Just get one of those elephant tranquilizer guns and, BANG! Right in the butt. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Anna: "Tony spends all his time with Rene. How long must I suffer this indignity?" Abby: "How long must I suffer hearing you gripe about it?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Shawn: "I'm glad Rafe is back where he belongs." Belle: "No he isn't. His trial is over and they didn't send him to prison." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "We have nothing to talk about." Jan: "Yes we do. Two words: I'm pregnant." Belle: "Two words: Paternity test." #DAYS