Hanky Panky
As you may remember, the intrepid Prevuze team was on the road last Friday and lost the video feed. We had planned to be back at the Prevuze compound to fix the problem by this morning but instead we are snowbound and still on the road in some God forsa... uh... quaint old town. Come to think of it, our situation is not unlike the mess facing the John Black party in Greenland, only we don't have flares. It is our great hope to return to the warm confines of Prevuzia later today and to correct the technical difficulties in time for tomorrow's posting. In the meantime, we remain without video and are reporting on the show only from our backup audio system. Any similarity between today's posting and the actual show is purely coincidental. As usual.
"Clear!" ZAP! "Clear!" ZAP! "Clear!" ZAP! Hope cries, "I love you, Brady."
"I'm feeling the earth move, too," says Bo, as he comes back good and strong. And confused. He wants to know where pop is. Hope has to give him the bad news all over again. Everyone is soooooo sorry. We have a group moanandgroan.
Shawn says, We have to help the others."
Belle says, "I'll go."
"Good idea," says Shawn, "If you're gone, that will help everyone."
Bo falls apart.
Abe announces the plane went off radar. Stephanie decides not to jump to conclusions. She feels a situation like this calls for uncontrollable panic instead. Abe says they're not sure where the plane crashed.
John fires another flare. Claire oohs and aahs. Belle joins them, "Do you think someone will see the flares?"
"I hope so," says John, "Otherwise we're going to have to build an igloo. Right Claire?"
"Not really," says Claire, "I'm planning to run for it myself." Belle thinks they can do better than an igloo.
Chelsea asks, "Do you think they'll find them?"
Max says, "They have to. Half my family is on that plane."
"Right," says Chelsea, "And you're usually dating the other half." Chelsea falls apart. Max is frustrated. He goes to call Caroline. Roman calls the FAA to see if the plane is still down.
Abe turns to Lexie, "They are some of the strongest people I've ever known."
Lexie says, "Some are stronger than others."
Roman says the FAA has nothing, "The search planes haven't seen anything." He rages. Abe says he knows how he feels. Roman isn't feeling the love, "Is your dad... and brother... and sister up there?"
"No," says Abe, "But they are like family to me and so are you."
"In Salem it's hard to tell who is family and who isn't," says Roman, "But I've gone out of my mind with fear."
"That must've been a short trip," says Abe. Abe reminds him John is trained to survive.
"The John Black factor worries me the most," says Roman.
Marlena thinks Patch has broken ribs. "How can you tell," asks Kayla.
"The bones sticking out of his chest are kind of a clue," says Marlena, "Plus his heart rate is elevated."
Caroline gave Shawn the St. Christopher medal before he left. She hopes it's protecting him right now. It's doing a fine job. No one has snatched the body yet.
Roman says, "I'll bet he can't wait to tell this story over a bowl of chowdah and a pint. Mainly the pint."
Abe rushes in with an announcement, "The FAA thinks the plane might have crashed. They think it may have either crashed in the water or on land."
"I haven't had my second cup of coffee yet," says Roman, "So I may be a little slow this morning, but what other option would there be?"
Kate rants. She thinks Stefano is behind this. Abe tries to reassure everyone, "Search planes are out there looking for them."
Shawn is distraught over OMB's death. He tells bell he shouldn't be crying, but can't help it. Belle says he has every right to this moment, "It's kind of nice seeing one of the Brady men showing emotion. Or any kind of brain activity for that matter. Without him, the Brady pub will never be the same."
"They'll have a lot more beer to sell, that's for sure," says Shawn, "I want to take his body back to Salem."
A polar bear hides in the bushes near them, "Dang it! There goes dinner."
Shawn wants to make sure Claire's memories are good ones, "I want her to grow up with two parents who love each other. Or with us, if she can't find any."
They have found pop-up tents in the survival kits in the plane. Chloe wishes she knew something about Brady, "I worry I will spend all the Days Of Our Lives wondering what happened to him."
Claire bugs Grandpa John.
The crew at the cop shop has tried to get in touch with Jugs and Doolie. They are traveling and their cell phones are out of range. Roman announces things aren't good, "They are pulling the rescue planes back and won't send them out again until tomorrow."
Marlena thinks none of them should be alone for the night. She decides John can keep her warm. John gets ideas, "Of course." Marlena wants to go check on the others. John says he's sure he will get a good night's sleep. Marlena wonders how he could sleep after all this. "It's been a long day," drones automa-John.
Claire comes up to him, "Night Pop-Pop."
"My name is John," says Mr. Monotone, "You wanna call me that?"
"OK John," she trundles off with Belle.
"You're good with her," says Marlena.
"She's a kid," says John, "What's not to like? I like Claire, too."
Victor has arrived at crisis-central and wants to know everything possible is being done. He suggests more planes and searchers. Abe tells him they have to wait until daylight, "There is nothing else we can do."
"I know something we can do," says Caroline.
Marlena says Hope has to get some sleep. Hope says it's not gonna happen. She tells Hope not to worry and goes to check on the others. Hope turns to Bo, "You know, Brady, we promised to grow old together. Just like Patch and Kayla."
Patch asks, "Are we really gonna have a baby?"
"Actually," says Kayla, "I'm going to be doing most of the work."
Marlena checks Patch's ribs. He decides he wants her to check Kayla, too.
"This all seems like a dream," says Shawn.
"More like nightmare," says Belle. Shawn thinks they will all wake up and everyone will be fine. Belle wishes that could happen, "Do you want us to try again."
"Yeah," says Shawn, "I do."
The cop shop crowd has moved to the church. They would have prayed at the police station, but any decent theologian knows God can only hear you when you're inside a church. Victor says Caroline is lucky – she can pray and feel like she's doing something useful. He finds the church comforting, "My mother was devout and tried to instill that in me, but it didn't take." Kate doesn't know what they will do if they lose Phillip.
Bo says he dreamed about OMB. They were fishing and a storm came up. Then Bo saw a rogue wave, "I said Pop, help me pull the nets in... but Pop's not there. He was a good father."
Hope is glad he told her he is sick, "You shouldn't have kept it from me. At least we'll always have each other."
"Until I kick the bucket."
Kayla is cold. Patch shares his blanket and assures her they will be OK. They talk about getting back to Stephanie. Patch thinks she will be a built in babysitter, "She'll be a great role model for the kid since she's only been involved in one murder." This time Patch vows there to be there for all of it, "I'll see the Trouser's first step, well go to ball games... first day of school... first beer."
John decides they have to do something to keep each other warm. He reaches in in. "GASP," says Marlena, "That isn't warm."
"Suit yourself," he drones. He wonders if her shoulder is hurting her, "Can I have a look at it... for starters."
"I suppose."
Back in Salem, Caroline leads the group in the Lord's Prayer.
Chloe and Phillip are inside their tent. Chloe asks, "You'd rather have Belle here wouldn't you?" Phillip says he knows Belle has chosen Shawn and he accepts that. "I can't stop my teeth from chattering," says Chloe.
"I just wish you would stop chattering," says Phillip. He decides they have to take their clothes off and snuggle in the sleeping bag together to prevent hypothermia.
Yep, Chloe falls for the old, 'have to take our clothes off and snuggle in the sleeping bag' trick, "I guess we have to do what we have to do." They strip down and jump in.
Belle says, "What I have to say may sound crazy."
"It would be unusual if something you said didn't sound crazy," says Shawn.
"We have a lot to be grateful for," she says, "I want us to be a family again. I don't want to end up like Colleen all alone." Neither does Shawn.
We go into a long musical interlude. Since poor blind Prevuze can't see what's going on, we can only imagine that they pan across the tents pitched in the desolate night and maybe have some close-ups of the stranded couples. We can only speculate what disgusting things are going on in those tents full of nekkid bodies. However, we suspect... HANKY PANKY.
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"Clear!" ZAP! "Clear!" ZAP! "Clear!" ZAP! Hope cries, "I love you, Brady."
"I'm feeling the earth move, too," says Bo, as he comes back good and strong. And confused. He wants to know where pop is. Hope has to give him the bad news all over again. Everyone is soooooo sorry. We have a group moanandgroan.
Shawn says, We have to help the others."
Belle says, "I'll go."
"Good idea," says Shawn, "If you're gone, that will help everyone."
Bo falls apart.
Abe announces the plane went off radar. Stephanie decides not to jump to conclusions. She feels a situation like this calls for uncontrollable panic instead. Abe says they're not sure where the plane crashed.
John fires another flare. Claire oohs and aahs. Belle joins them, "Do you think someone will see the flares?"
"I hope so," says John, "Otherwise we're going to have to build an igloo. Right Claire?"
"Not really," says Claire, "I'm planning to run for it myself." Belle thinks they can do better than an igloo.
Chelsea asks, "Do you think they'll find them?"
Max says, "They have to. Half my family is on that plane."
"Right," says Chelsea, "And you're usually dating the other half." Chelsea falls apart. Max is frustrated. He goes to call Caroline. Roman calls the FAA to see if the plane is still down.
Abe turns to Lexie, "They are some of the strongest people I've ever known."
Lexie says, "Some are stronger than others."
Roman says the FAA has nothing, "The search planes haven't seen anything." He rages. Abe says he knows how he feels. Roman isn't feeling the love, "Is your dad... and brother... and sister up there?"
"No," says Abe, "But they are like family to me and so are you."
"In Salem it's hard to tell who is family and who isn't," says Roman, "But I've gone out of my mind with fear."
"That must've been a short trip," says Abe. Abe reminds him John is trained to survive.
"The John Black factor worries me the most," says Roman.
Marlena thinks Patch has broken ribs. "How can you tell," asks Kayla.
"The bones sticking out of his chest are kind of a clue," says Marlena, "Plus his heart rate is elevated."
Caroline gave Shawn the St. Christopher medal before he left. She hopes it's protecting him right now. It's doing a fine job. No one has snatched the body yet.
Roman says, "I'll bet he can't wait to tell this story over a bowl of chowdah and a pint. Mainly the pint."
Abe rushes in with an announcement, "The FAA thinks the plane might have crashed. They think it may have either crashed in the water or on land."
"I haven't had my second cup of coffee yet," says Roman, "So I may be a little slow this morning, but what other option would there be?"
Kate rants. She thinks Stefano is behind this. Abe tries to reassure everyone, "Search planes are out there looking for them."
Shawn is distraught over OMB's death. He tells bell he shouldn't be crying, but can't help it. Belle says he has every right to this moment, "It's kind of nice seeing one of the Brady men showing emotion. Or any kind of brain activity for that matter. Without him, the Brady pub will never be the same."
"They'll have a lot more beer to sell, that's for sure," says Shawn, "I want to take his body back to Salem."
A polar bear hides in the bushes near them, "Dang it! There goes dinner."
Shawn wants to make sure Claire's memories are good ones, "I want her to grow up with two parents who love each other. Or with us, if she can't find any."
They have found pop-up tents in the survival kits in the plane. Chloe wishes she knew something about Brady, "I worry I will spend all the Days Of Our Lives wondering what happened to him."
Claire bugs Grandpa John.
The crew at the cop shop has tried to get in touch with Jugs and Doolie. They are traveling and their cell phones are out of range. Roman announces things aren't good, "They are pulling the rescue planes back and won't send them out again until tomorrow."
Marlena thinks none of them should be alone for the night. She decides John can keep her warm. John gets ideas, "Of course." Marlena wants to go check on the others. John says he's sure he will get a good night's sleep. Marlena wonders how he could sleep after all this. "It's been a long day," drones automa-John.
Claire comes up to him, "Night Pop-Pop."
"My name is John," says Mr. Monotone, "You wanna call me that?"
"OK John," she trundles off with Belle.
"You're good with her," says Marlena.
"She's a kid," says John, "What's not to like? I like Claire, too."
Victor has arrived at crisis-central and wants to know everything possible is being done. He suggests more planes and searchers. Abe tells him they have to wait until daylight, "There is nothing else we can do."
"I know something we can do," says Caroline.
Marlena says Hope has to get some sleep. Hope says it's not gonna happen. She tells Hope not to worry and goes to check on the others. Hope turns to Bo, "You know, Brady, we promised to grow old together. Just like Patch and Kayla."
Patch asks, "Are we really gonna have a baby?"
"Actually," says Kayla, "I'm going to be doing most of the work."
Marlena checks Patch's ribs. He decides he wants her to check Kayla, too.
"This all seems like a dream," says Shawn.
"More like nightmare," says Belle. Shawn thinks they will all wake up and everyone will be fine. Belle wishes that could happen, "Do you want us to try again."
"Yeah," says Shawn, "I do."
The cop shop crowd has moved to the church. They would have prayed at the police station, but any decent theologian knows God can only hear you when you're inside a church. Victor says Caroline is lucky – she can pray and feel like she's doing something useful. He finds the church comforting, "My mother was devout and tried to instill that in me, but it didn't take." Kate doesn't know what they will do if they lose Phillip.
Bo says he dreamed about OMB. They were fishing and a storm came up. Then Bo saw a rogue wave, "I said Pop, help me pull the nets in... but Pop's not there. He was a good father."
Hope is glad he told her he is sick, "You shouldn't have kept it from me. At least we'll always have each other."
"Until I kick the bucket."
Kayla is cold. Patch shares his blanket and assures her they will be OK. They talk about getting back to Stephanie. Patch thinks she will be a built in babysitter, "She'll be a great role model for the kid since she's only been involved in one murder." This time Patch vows there to be there for all of it, "I'll see the Trouser's first step, well go to ball games... first day of school... first beer."
John decides they have to do something to keep each other warm. He reaches in in. "GASP," says Marlena, "That isn't warm."
"Suit yourself," he drones. He wonders if her shoulder is hurting her, "Can I have a look at it... for starters."
"I suppose."
Back in Salem, Caroline leads the group in the Lord's Prayer.
Chloe and Phillip are inside their tent. Chloe asks, "You'd rather have Belle here wouldn't you?" Phillip says he knows Belle has chosen Shawn and he accepts that. "I can't stop my teeth from chattering," says Chloe.
"I just wish you would stop chattering," says Phillip. He decides they have to take their clothes off and snuggle in the sleeping bag together to prevent hypothermia.
Yep, Chloe falls for the old, 'have to take our clothes off and snuggle in the sleeping bag' trick, "I guess we have to do what we have to do." They strip down and jump in.
Belle says, "What I have to say may sound crazy."
"It would be unusual if something you said didn't sound crazy," says Shawn.
"We have a lot to be grateful for," she says, "I want us to be a family again. I don't want to end up like Colleen all alone." Neither does Shawn.
We go into a long musical interlude. Since poor blind Prevuze can't see what's going on, we can only imagine that they pan across the tents pitched in the desolate night and maybe have some close-ups of the stranded couples. We can only speculate what disgusting things are going on in those tents full of nekkid bodies. However, we suspect... HANKY PANKY.
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You can watch the previews later today on our PREVUZE II website.
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I lost it over that Nanook caption, kudos for that one.
The show sounds kind of crap though. Why the hell is Dr. Kayla asking Marlena for a diagnosis ? Oh that's right, it's the freaking Marlena show.
Kate doesn't know what they will do if they lose Phillip.
Since Lucas is in the slammer and Billie is in London, Kate needs Phillip so she has at least one child to make miserable.
However, we suspect... HANKY PANKY.
When in doubt or in danger, Salem denizens resort to a romp in the hay, ahem, snow.
Once again, Prevuze comes through for the troops even under the most trying conditions!!! When this episode airs, I think I’ll turn my back to the television and just listen to the sound. It’s gotta help.
Marlena thinks Patch has broken ribs. "How can you tell," asks Kayla.
Marlena? Tells KAYLA? 'Scuse my French but WTF?? Kayla can perform a kidney transplant in a warehouse with only one other person helping her, but she can't diagnose broken ribs???
Prevuze dear Prevuze, if you read my spoiler post yesterday you'd know, the musical interlude you heard was the sound of GEEZER SEX
Made even more gross by the fact that Marlena knows John doesn't remember her but she can't help herself from jumping his bones.
Prevuze dear Prevuze, if you read my spoiler post yesterday you'd know, the musical interlude you heard was the sound of GEEZER SEX Made even more gross by the fact that Marlena knows John doesn't remember her but she can't help herself from jumping his bones.
We read all the comments, but weren't sure when the GEEZER SEX happened. But given the circumstances, I think it definitley falls under the category of HANKY PANKY, so we weren't too far off base. We also have evidence there was more than GEEZER SEX taking place. What we failed to report in the posting was the faint background sound behind the musical interlude. It kind of sounded like... Well, you know when you're drinking a milkshake through a straw and you get to the bottom of the glass and run out but keep sucking anyway... Eeeeeuuuuuwwwwwww.
The propping up of Marlena continues. Kayla, the MEDICAL DOCTOR already diagnosed her husband. Stupid dialogue...stupid show. Here's hoping Kayla gets a chance to take John's other kidney.
Roman calls the FAA to see if the plane is still down.
Caroline gave Shawn the St. Christopher medal before he left. She hopes it's protecting him right now. It's doing a fine job. No one has snatched the body yet. Of course, since Prevuze can't see the video this morning, are you SURE Pop hasn't been snatched yet??? LOLOL
"The FAA thinks the plane...may have either crashed in the water or on land."
"I haven't had my second cup of coffee yet," says Roman, "So I may be a little slow this morning, but what other option would there be?" Exactly my question, Pard.
And if all that wasn't enough, the pictures were great.
My DAZEISM for the day - apparently John's corporate jet has MULTIPLE survival pup tents but no emergency transponder?? And what the heck happened to those poor pilots?
At first I thought why is Kate horning in? When Vic showed up I realized oh yeah, Phillip. HAHAHA
Loved the Payla picture.
Thanks, Prevuze, for continuing to bring us the drama under dire circumstances! ;D
Go Marlena! She's much more qualified than the kidney thief.
;-)
I'm looking forward to the Hanky Panky part. :)
Well, you know when you're drinking a milkshake through a straw and you get to the bottom of the glass and run out but keep sucking anyway... Eeeeeuuuuuwwwwwww.
Ahhh, the sounds of soft core porn without the T & A.
Where are the pilots? Did they eject them from the cockpit with the fuel or what?
The pilots died. I swear John told Patch "They're gone" at some point during the cockpit conversations. After all, they were the first to pass out & were just extras, so why bother wasting oxygen on them?
I'm confused. They mentioned an airport in Iceland earlier -- Reykjavik -- but now they are in Greenland, which is the icier of the two. Whatever. Lost is lost. Whether on land or at sea. I believe the third choice would be SPACE.
Mark your calendars. This is the breakout episode when Roman appears smart. Let's ignore the reference point of his present company at the cop station and just let him have his moment of intelligence.
so funny that kayla looks like such an idiot and even funnier that we're gonna see hot "geezer sex." say what you will, but those two are really fit and sexy, regardless of age. they certainly look better than fuddy old patch and kayla in her freakin muu muus that's for sure.
Dear God, why would anyone go to Marlena for medical advice? Does she show have to continue with the propping.
Reads we will be getting both geezer sex (oh so gross) the same day as Shelle sex. Having to choose between one couple who will treat the show like watching Golden Girls on Showtime or another couple who have less chemistry than some brother/sister couples on this show is enough to make me cry.
Oh my I am not getting into all the Marlena versus Kayla stuff. I am a devout SKORK, but I don't have anything against Marlena. I am enjoying the show because Steve and Kayla, John and Marlena, Bo and Hope are all on. Plus my other two faves Shelley Hennig and Jay Kenneth Johnson.
So as Great Aunt Colleen would say"
" Hello, world, here the song that we're singin'
C'mon get happy!
A whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy!
We had a dream, we'd go travelin' together,
We'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on.
Somethin' always happens whenever we're together
We get a happy feelin' when we're singing a song.
Trav'lin' along there's a song that we're singin'
C'mon get happy!
A Whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy!
We'll make you happy!
We'll make you happy! "
Or one of her alter egos anyway.
WHATEVER....Kayla is SO not geezer like...at least the girl can work some cleavage into her moo moos...not that it can be said for Marlena...way to make Marlena a stronger character, shove her down our throats like they did EJami, yeah i LOVE THEM, not. Marlena sleeping with John when he clearly could care less about her...HAHAHAHA...at least Nick at the balls to want to remember his life with Kayla before he slept with her...
The only geezers here are Marlena and John who after all is now older than Roman. Must we put up with the Marlena hour, ugh and worse yet her having sex ugh no now that is painful to bear.
JAM having Geezer Sex anytime is gross, more so with the frozen body of poor OMB meters away. Marlena is older than dirt,she's could practically be Kayla's mother - hey that would be a cool s/l. But I digress, back to the show at hand. Seeing a fab character like Kayla propping up the Botox Queen is enough to make me puke.
Since when does Kayla need Marlena's opinion on things medical? She's not intending on getting a malpractice suit here.
Course the way Marlena and John have been propped up lately, I wouldn't be surpised if John built a radio out of sticks and stones to contact the people back home and Marlena turned the snow to wine.
Why did John bother fixing Marlena's shoulder? He should have just twisted her head off and stuck her head on a spike. You know kinda like Wilson!
I don't care who I have to watch have sex as long as it is not EJami. Sorry, but having sex with your rapist is what is gross to me. Since I am Kayla's age rapidly moving towards Marlena's age I happen to know Geezer sex can be pretty darn fun. Wh00t!
P.S. Don't kill me EJAMI fans. Love Ali and James! EJAMI as a couple not so much.
OOPs with no disrespect to Papa Brady about the Geezer sex. Frank Parker, will be greatly missed.
Love your blog and comments. Too funny. I've been watching Days forever, over 25 years. Would you believe Marlena's face hasn't really changed in all these years and she's about 63 years old!!! Wish I knew her plastic surgeon. Her expressions kill me. John is a trip. I love Hope, but the girl really needs to put some weight on, ditto for Chelsea. I could go on, but will save some comments for another time. The show is too comical for words. I LOVE IT!!
think the show has made a great turn around. I am loving it. So what if a few writing mistakes are made, on the whole it has been, exciting, sometimes sad, and sometimes very funny. It is a lot better than it was a few months ago. We all have our favorite characters and lets just be glad the show has improved. It takes more than one actor to make a show work; it takes an ensemble.
Thank you very much prevuze for all you do. Your sense of humor each day is a gift that is greatly appreciated here.
I'm just curious, where is Claire sleeping? Don't tell me she's witnessing her parents doing all of this uh... hanky panky.
"Ahhh, the sounds of soft core porn without the T & A."
See now that is what I was thinking when Jawn was putting Gaspalina's shoulder back into place....all we needed was some Boom Chicka Wah Wah music and we were all set!
"so funny that kayla looks like such an idiot and even funnier that we're gonna see hot "geezer sex." say what you will, but those two are really fit and sexy, regardless of age. they certainly look better than fuddy old patch and kayla in her freakin muu muus that's for sure."
Yeah a chit load of Plastic surgery goes a long way....too bad she can't open her eyes anymore to look in the mirror and see how much a stupid plastic freak she is.I would take Kayla and her muu muus anyday of the week over Gaspalina and her "Granny Pants".
I was not watching when Patch & Kayla were on before. That may be the reason that it does not make much sense to me to have them back, mostly with poor story lines. The only thing I think they have been good for is a little humor along the way.
And I agree, Marlena and John both look very good for their ages.
Amber
The thought of John and Marlena Geezer sex gives me the creeps. John isn't bad looking, but Marlena looks old enough to be his mother, even with all of the plastic surgery that she has had. The only thing the woman can do is gasp and make orgasmic sounds when she is having her shoulder relocated. I think pain turns her on. It sounded like a porn movie instead of a daytime soap opera.
How old is Marlena? 103? She was around when dinasours weren't extinct yet, and that's a fact.
When JAM facesucks, it looks like two men facesucking, thanks to the Botoxed Bitch's overstretched face. Note to Deidre: lay off on the plastic surgery, it's making you and your acting even more hideous!
Gross Geezers!
How old is Marlena? 103? She was around when dinosaurs weren't extinct yet, and that's a fact.
When JAM facesucks, it looks like two men facesucking, thanks to the Botoxed Bitch's overstretched face. Note to Deidre: lay off on the plastic surgery, it's making you and your acting even more hideous!
Gross Geezers!
FYI guys....there's no geezer sex...it's much, much worse...it's shawn and belle sex.
whoops, i see it now. ick on all accounts. what is wron with these people? they're in frickin' greenland!
I used to watch Days back in the
80's when every episode was good. I started back when Patch and Kayla came on in 2006 and until now it sucked balls! I have been really excited to watch since this whole airplane thing!
Loved Deb's comment about Kayla asking Marlena's opinion about Patch condition.
Why in the hell did they bother making Kayla a supposed Dr if they were going to act like she doesnt know anything about medicine! Makes her character look foolish!!
So OMB is dead. It's only logical then that Geezer!Sex! is underway.
Marlena has always been turned on by disaster and death, and her glittery daughter Belle inherited that gene from her mother (because, alas, we're getting Shelle!Sex! too? Kill me now).
John doesn't love Marlena or remember her. Just a few days ago, he bashed her head into a door. A few days before that, he put her in a choke hold. But that won't stop Marlena. She has needs. ::gagging::
With OMB in close proximity, I have to wonder . . . does Marlena have scented candles stashed in her carry-on to mask the smell of rotting flesh?
How romantic.
Some please tell me when the gasping sex is over. I can't bear to watch. It's just so ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
Has someone forgotten to tell Marlena that there's no longer a shortage on oxygen. She keeps gasping as if she's out of breath, or Dee's had so much work done her nose no longer works properly.
Sooo tired of the Marlena show. Should have kept OMB and killed her off instead. All this Marlena propping is getting OLD. From everyone and their brother needing to tell her how beautiful she is to her giving medical advice to Kayla is making me throw up. How delicate is DH's ego anyway?
With OMB gone... Might we see some super ancient geezer sex between Caroline and Victor??
Gag, but it's still a decent twist in the plot. I'll take it, and simply fast forward over the real gory details...
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