Lois And Clark
OMB taunts Andre. He can't understand why Andre keeps coming back while others die so young. Andre reaches for the call button. "Need the nurse, do you," asks OMB, "I don't think a nurse is available right now, but I could get Kayla." Andre screams in terror and checks to make sure he still has his kidneys. OMB brushes the call button away from him, goes over and uses his cane to block the door. He comes back to Andre's bed and says, "This is for Colleen." He reaches for the button of death.
Suddenly OMB hears Colleen's voice. "Doncha be doin' this, Shawnee. Not fer me." OMB argues. He says he has to do it. Colleen says, "Well ya've become one'a them, then. Don't let veengeance turn yer head'ta stone."
"My head turned to stone long ago," says Shawn. She leaves as he begs her not to go. He turns to Andre and tells him there is a price to pay for murdering her. He reaches for the button again.
The gang wants Sami to trust them. Sami just isn't sure. She contemplates and then rips up the annulment papers. Hugs and joy abound in the pub.
Belle drives. The streets of Salem aren't safe. She calls Shawn and reminds him she's working at the clinic, but can pick up Claire on the way home when the night shift ends at 3AM.
EJ watches, "Sorry, Belle, but your half sister gave me no choice."
John begins his round of farewells. He goes over to Sami, "I know we haven't been too close..."
Sami gives him a look, "Saddam and George Bush were close compared to us."
"Well," says John, "Tonight you really knocked me out."
"You ain't seen nothing yet," says Sami, "But thanks. You are my dad, too." Oh, the tender moment! You'd think they were setting John up for something big.
Caroline shows Hope a note form OMB, "Went to visit someone in the hospital."
Caroline says, "Shawn went looking for Stefano. I don't want to think about what he might do."
Bo says, "I wouldn't worry. Whenever Pop leaves to do something, odds are only one in a thousand he'll remember what he left for when he gets ten minutes down the road."
OMB chants, "May Santo DiMera burn in hell... and it's your turn to join him. God forgive me." His finger hovers over the button of death.
OMB sits down and sighs, "May God save your eternal soul."
Belle gets a call and EJ gets impatient. Marlena tells Belle Sami won't marry EJ. She invites Belle to join them for the big whoop-ti-do party at the pub to celebrate. Belle says no can do, "This would have to be the one night I actually do some school work. She asks Marlena to tell Shawn she's picking up Claire and will call Sami later. Belle gets out of the car, but the dingbat leaves her keys locked inside sitting on the seat.
EJ watches, "You're gonna learn the hard way, sweetheart. This vendetta is over when I say this vendetta is over. Sorry,
Belle."
Belle walks. EJ starts the car. Suddenly, Belle's lone brain cell goes into overdrive and she remembers her keys. EJ throws a fit as Belle walks back to her car. Belle peers into the window and sees the keys are locked in, but decides not to deal with it now.
EJ gets a call. Sami asks him to come to the pub. He says he's on his way. He hangs up and says, "This is your lucky night, Belle."
Caroline says, "Shawn has not been himself recently."
"What do you mean by recently," asks Hope.
"1979," says Caroline, "He couldn't even tell me he had a sister named Colleen."
"So he's suffered in silence," says Hope.
"I wish he would have been silent," says Caroline, "Every year around October he would get angry. I just thought he hated Halloween. Go find him Bo." Nick and Nora Brady head out.
The medical team busts into Andre's room and rush over to him. The nurse calls for the crash cart and the cop gives OMB the third degree. OMB asks them to call Bo and assures them he won't be leaving. He staggers outside and sits down.
Stefano sits in his wheelchair in Andre's room. He's shocked. A doctor tells him Andre is dead, "His life support was turned off. An elderly man was in there with him." Stefano wheels over and looks at OMB. He wants to talk to him before the authorities get there. He also wants a moment alone with Andre. The doctor leaves. Stefano tells Andre he was loyal and brave to the end. He swears he will be given an honored place in the DiMera tomb. He stands, kisses his forehead and covers the body. Stefano rolls out of the room and stops when he gets just outside the door, "What is that phrase from the opera... 'What restrains me now? Why don't I just draw my sword?'"
Stefano goes over to OMB, "Well done Shawn. I bare my heart to you and this is how you choose to reward me. Well, just remember this vendetta could have been over, but now Shawn Brady has given it life and blood to avenge. From now on, it's a Vengedetta! "
Marlena asks John what's going on. John has a text message from Belle saying she left her keys locked in her car.
John asks, "You wanna fly with me Lois?"
"Let's go, Clark."
Lois and Clark bump into EJ on the way out. He has changed from his sinister black killer outfit to a coat and tie. He goes in and Sami tells him she's not going to marry him. She asks him to help end the vendetta. Lucas shucks, jives and taunts, "That means you lose. There isn't a damn thing you can do about it."
Lucas wants to go. Sami she wants to end it once and for all. So, once again, Lucas goes off alone so his wife can have some quality time with her rapist. Sami tells EJ the idea was crazy from the start. EJ says nothing has changed. If you have a zapper hit that little button labeled 'FF,' because from this point, they don't say anything that hasn't been said a thousand times before.
Marlena wonders why Belle parked out in the middle of nowhere. "That big blinking sign over there that says 'PARKING GARAGE' probably confused her," says John. Superspy John breaks out his handy-dandy locksmithing kit. He fumbles with the lock.
"There was a time," says Marlena, "You could break into a car without breaking a sweat."
"There were a lot of things I could do without breaking a sweat," says John. He resists the urge to slam her down on the hood of the car and go at it right there. Marlena negotiates for part of the credit for helping Belle. John isn't sure he can do that. Marlena goes to the other side of the car and notices the door is unlocked. She opens it and they break down laughing.
Stefano rages. He wants OMB arrested. The Salem police officer says, "There is no evidence anyone killed Andre. All we have in that room is a dead body and a respirator that has been purposely turned off with OMB barricaded in there."
Bo arrives. Stefano tells him OMB killed Andre. OMB shakes his head. "He didn't," says Bo. Stefano tells him he barricaded the door and should be arrested. "You want justice," snarls Bo, "get in line – so do I. Look at you. Why don't you put bullet in your own brain and end our suffering. Now that would be justice."
Bo tells Stefano Sami ripped up the annulment papers. The Bradys support her. Stefano tells him not to underestimate Elvis. Bo is tired of empty threats. He asks the medical staff to escort Stefano into Andre's room.
Hope asks if OMB is all right. "He used me," drones OMB, "He told me his mother was alive. I know it wasn't my own fault – hearing it from her own lips."
"Who's?"
"Colleen told me," says OMB, "That's why I couldn't do it. I didn't kill him. He did it himself. He wanted it to be over."
"Because of the pain," asks Hope.
"No," says OMB, "The bad writing. I could see remorse in his eyes."
Sami feels hatred for EJ. She will never forgive him for shooting John. EJ wants her to hear him out. Is there an echo in here. Have we heard this all before? He asks her to imagine it's just the two of them with nobody else in the world, "What does that make you feel?"
"Lonely. I love my husband. If you care about me leave me alone. Leave my family alone."
EJ asks, "So, you're asking me to walk away?"
"Do you have a hearing problem," asks Sami. She says she isn't afraid of Stefano. EJ asks what about fate. Sami says it's a tragedy, not a love story. EJ says she had a chance. She could have ended the tragedy and she chose not to. Then he drops the words of foreboding and doom that will haunt her, "From now on anything that happens to you or your family you have brought on."
Stefano swears he will avenge Andre's death. Bo comes in. He says Hope took OMB home. He tells him Andre turned off the respirator himself.
Stefano accuses Bo of lying, "Andre would have fought until his last breath."
"I guess he took off a breath or two early," says Bo, "No crime means no trial. It was a suicide."
Stefano rants, "There will be a trial and OMB will be in jail for all the Days Of Our Lives." He threatens to take care of OMB himself if the justice system does not work. Bo wants him out of town. Stefano leaves.
Now that Marlena has figured out how to get into the car, John is willing to share credit. For some dumb reason he turns and walks into the middle of the street and a car slams into him.
The ole baseball philosopher himself, Dizzy Dean, calls the play-by-play from the big press box in the sky. "It's a TOWERING pop fly to the shortstop. The infield fly rule is in effect, so if John comes down... he's out!"
Stefano says he will decide when the vendetta is over. Spit flies as Bo rages at him for letting OMB live all these years thinking he was responsible for Colleen's death, "Your father murdered her with his lies and then blames someone else. Like father like son. You know in your heart he couldn't murder Andre you SOB. You did!"
Sami asks EJ to convince Stefano to end the vendetta for all of them. EJ doesn't care about "them." He cares about himself and Sami. He says, "When you tore up the annulment document, you sealed the fate of yourself and (just in case she didn't get it before) your family. Dumb-da-dumb-dumb.
Lucas comes out and tells EJ time is up. "That's your choice," says EJ.
Lucas puts his arm around Sami, "Our choice."
Sami gets a call. Marlena gives her the news about John's crunchification, "John was hit by a car!"
"OMG," says Sami, "How is the car? "
"It was a hit-and-run," says Marlena, "I thought I would call you and chat a bit instead of calling an ambulance." Sami hangs up and tells Lucas.
Lucas immediately blames EJ. EJ points out he has been right there in the pub the whole time. Sami reminds him what he said about her being responsible for things that happen to her family. She cries, "Lucas, what have I done?" Hugs.
Marlena begs. John bleeds. Belle comes down and sees the scene. She rushes up and screams, "Why didn't they stop. What kind of person does that?"
"Chelsea," says Marlena. She blames Stefano. Crying, whimpering, "Hang on, John. Save your strength and hold on..."
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Note: As a public service, we have rushed to publish PREVUZE II today, and included the gripping scene of John portraying a bug on a windshield. Enjoy
You can watch the previews later today on our PREVUZE II website.
Suddenly OMB hears Colleen's voice. "Doncha be doin' this, Shawnee. Not fer me." OMB argues. He says he has to do it. Colleen says, "Well ya've become one'a them, then. Don't let veengeance turn yer head'ta stone."
"My head turned to stone long ago," says Shawn. She leaves as he begs her not to go. He turns to Andre and tells him there is a price to pay for murdering her. He reaches for the button again.
The gang wants Sami to trust them. Sami just isn't sure. She contemplates and then rips up the annulment papers. Hugs and joy abound in the pub.
Belle drives. The streets of Salem aren't safe. She calls Shawn and reminds him she's working at the clinic, but can pick up Claire on the way home when the night shift ends at 3AM.
EJ watches, "Sorry, Belle, but your half sister gave me no choice."
John begins his round of farewells. He goes over to Sami, "I know we haven't been too close..."
Sami gives him a look, "Saddam and George Bush were close compared to us."
"Well," says John, "Tonight you really knocked me out."
"You ain't seen nothing yet," says Sami, "But thanks. You are my dad, too." Oh, the tender moment! You'd think they were setting John up for something big.
Caroline shows Hope a note form OMB, "Went to visit someone in the hospital."
Caroline says, "Shawn went looking for Stefano. I don't want to think about what he might do."
Bo says, "I wouldn't worry. Whenever Pop leaves to do something, odds are only one in a thousand he'll remember what he left for when he gets ten minutes down the road."
OMB chants, "May Santo DiMera burn in hell... and it's your turn to join him. God forgive me." His finger hovers over the button of death.
OMB sits down and sighs, "May God save your eternal soul."
Belle gets a call and EJ gets impatient. Marlena tells Belle Sami won't marry EJ. She invites Belle to join them for the big whoop-ti-do party at the pub to celebrate. Belle says no can do, "This would have to be the one night I actually do some school work. She asks Marlena to tell Shawn she's picking up Claire and will call Sami later. Belle gets out of the car, but the dingbat leaves her keys locked inside sitting on the seat.
EJ watches, "You're gonna learn the hard way, sweetheart. This vendetta is over when I say this vendetta is over. Sorry,
Belle."
Belle walks. EJ starts the car. Suddenly, Belle's lone brain cell goes into overdrive and she remembers her keys. EJ throws a fit as Belle walks back to her car. Belle peers into the window and sees the keys are locked in, but decides not to deal with it now.
EJ gets a call. Sami asks him to come to the pub. He says he's on his way. He hangs up and says, "This is your lucky night, Belle."
Caroline says, "Shawn has not been himself recently."
"What do you mean by recently," asks Hope.
"1979," says Caroline, "He couldn't even tell me he had a sister named Colleen."
"So he's suffered in silence," says Hope.
"I wish he would have been silent," says Caroline, "Every year around October he would get angry. I just thought he hated Halloween. Go find him Bo." Nick and Nora Brady head out.
The medical team busts into Andre's room and rush over to him. The nurse calls for the crash cart and the cop gives OMB the third degree. OMB asks them to call Bo and assures them he won't be leaving. He staggers outside and sits down.
Stefano sits in his wheelchair in Andre's room. He's shocked. A doctor tells him Andre is dead, "His life support was turned off. An elderly man was in there with him." Stefano wheels over and looks at OMB. He wants to talk to him before the authorities get there. He also wants a moment alone with Andre. The doctor leaves. Stefano tells Andre he was loyal and brave to the end. He swears he will be given an honored place in the DiMera tomb. He stands, kisses his forehead and covers the body. Stefano rolls out of the room and stops when he gets just outside the door, "What is that phrase from the opera... 'What restrains me now? Why don't I just draw my sword?'"
Stefano goes over to OMB, "Well done Shawn. I bare my heart to you and this is how you choose to reward me. Well, just remember this vendetta could have been over, but now Shawn Brady has given it life and blood to avenge. From now on, it's a Vengedetta! "
Marlena asks John what's going on. John has a text message from Belle saying she left her keys locked in her car.
John asks, "You wanna fly with me Lois?"
"Let's go, Clark."
Lois and Clark bump into EJ on the way out. He has changed from his sinister black killer outfit to a coat and tie. He goes in and Sami tells him she's not going to marry him. She asks him to help end the vendetta. Lucas shucks, jives and taunts, "That means you lose. There isn't a damn thing you can do about it."
Lucas wants to go. Sami she wants to end it once and for all. So, once again, Lucas goes off alone so his wife can have some quality time with her rapist. Sami tells EJ the idea was crazy from the start. EJ says nothing has changed. If you have a zapper hit that little button labeled 'FF,' because from this point, they don't say anything that hasn't been said a thousand times before.
Marlena wonders why Belle parked out in the middle of nowhere. "That big blinking sign over there that says 'PARKING GARAGE' probably confused her," says John. Superspy John breaks out his handy-dandy locksmithing kit. He fumbles with the lock.
"There was a time," says Marlena, "You could break into a car without breaking a sweat."
"There were a lot of things I could do without breaking a sweat," says John. He resists the urge to slam her down on the hood of the car and go at it right there. Marlena negotiates for part of the credit for helping Belle. John isn't sure he can do that. Marlena goes to the other side of the car and notices the door is unlocked. She opens it and they break down laughing.
Stefano rages. He wants OMB arrested. The Salem police officer says, "There is no evidence anyone killed Andre. All we have in that room is a dead body and a respirator that has been purposely turned off with OMB barricaded in there."
Bo arrives. Stefano tells him OMB killed Andre. OMB shakes his head. "He didn't," says Bo. Stefano tells him he barricaded the door and should be arrested. "You want justice," snarls Bo, "get in line – so do I. Look at you. Why don't you put bullet in your own brain and end our suffering. Now that would be justice."
Bo tells Stefano Sami ripped up the annulment papers. The Bradys support her. Stefano tells him not to underestimate Elvis. Bo is tired of empty threats. He asks the medical staff to escort Stefano into Andre's room.
Hope asks if OMB is all right. "He used me," drones OMB, "He told me his mother was alive. I know it wasn't my own fault – hearing it from her own lips."
"Who's?"
"Colleen told me," says OMB, "That's why I couldn't do it. I didn't kill him. He did it himself. He wanted it to be over."
"Because of the pain," asks Hope.
"No," says OMB, "The bad writing. I could see remorse in his eyes."
Sami feels hatred for EJ. She will never forgive him for shooting John. EJ wants her to hear him out. Is there an echo in here. Have we heard this all before? He asks her to imagine it's just the two of them with nobody else in the world, "What does that make you feel?"
"Lonely. I love my husband. If you care about me leave me alone. Leave my family alone."
EJ asks, "So, you're asking me to walk away?"
"Do you have a hearing problem," asks Sami. She says she isn't afraid of Stefano. EJ asks what about fate. Sami says it's a tragedy, not a love story. EJ says she had a chance. She could have ended the tragedy and she chose not to. Then he drops the words of foreboding and doom that will haunt her, "From now on anything that happens to you or your family you have brought on."
Stefano swears he will avenge Andre's death. Bo comes in. He says Hope took OMB home. He tells him Andre turned off the respirator himself.
Stefano accuses Bo of lying, "Andre would have fought until his last breath."
"I guess he took off a breath or two early," says Bo, "No crime means no trial. It was a suicide."
Stefano rants, "There will be a trial and OMB will be in jail for all the Days Of Our Lives." He threatens to take care of OMB himself if the justice system does not work. Bo wants him out of town. Stefano leaves.
Now that Marlena has figured out how to get into the car, John is willing to share credit. For some dumb reason he turns and walks into the middle of the street and a car slams into him.
The ole baseball philosopher himself, Dizzy Dean, calls the play-by-play from the big press box in the sky. "It's a TOWERING pop fly to the shortstop. The infield fly rule is in effect, so if John comes down... he's out!"
Stefano says he will decide when the vendetta is over. Spit flies as Bo rages at him for letting OMB live all these years thinking he was responsible for Colleen's death, "Your father murdered her with his lies and then blames someone else. Like father like son. You know in your heart he couldn't murder Andre you SOB. You did!"
Sami asks EJ to convince Stefano to end the vendetta for all of them. EJ doesn't care about "them." He cares about himself and Sami. He says, "When you tore up the annulment document, you sealed the fate of yourself and (just in case she didn't get it before) your family. Dumb-da-dumb-dumb.
Lucas comes out and tells EJ time is up. "That's your choice," says EJ.
Lucas puts his arm around Sami, "Our choice."
Sami gets a call. Marlena gives her the news about John's crunchification, "John was hit by a car!"
"OMG," says Sami, "How is the car? "
"It was a hit-and-run," says Marlena, "I thought I would call you and chat a bit instead of calling an ambulance." Sami hangs up and tells Lucas.
Lucas immediately blames EJ. EJ points out he has been right there in the pub the whole time. Sami reminds him what he said about her being responsible for things that happen to her family. She cries, "Lucas, what have I done?" Hugs.
Marlena begs. John bleeds. Belle comes down and sees the scene. She rushes up and screams, "Why didn't they stop. What kind of person does that?"
"Chelsea," says Marlena. She blames Stefano. Crying, whimpering, "Hang on, John. Save your strength and hold on..."
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Note: As a public service, we have rushed to publish PREVUZE II today, and included the gripping scene of John portraying a bug on a windshield. Enjoy
You can watch the previews later today on our PREVUZE II website.
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I have printed out the picture of the trsveling gnome hitting John. OMG that is the funniest thing I have seen all year! Way to go!!!
ROFLMAO
That gnome is freaking hysterical.
Kudos for that one.
A bit of self promotion here; When I wrote yesterday's Dazed I hadn't yet watched DOOL.
When I saw the part where EJ and Stefano were yammering on about all the contacts they had and all the people they could contact to keep the vendetta going I almost fell off the sofa!
My Dazed fell right in line with the DOOL storyline. LOL Yay me!
Anyway............
I am so very very sick of Lucas.
I could give two figs less if Sami marries EJ or not, as long as she dumps Lucas.
He is an ass. Plain and simple.
The way he struts and boasts and gets that smug look on his face, I just want to slap him, or have Sami slap him.
EJ has nothing to do with my contempt for Lucas. He earned it all by his little ol lonesome.
I love how EJ set himself up with the perfect alibi for not killing John! What better place to be when it happens than standing in the middle of the Brady pub.
To all those who really thought the vendetta would be over; come on!! How could they end it? That would be like Belle suddenly getting a clue! Or Chelsea and Stephanie moving into a dorm and being REAL students.
It would be borrrrrrrrringggggggg.
What is so funny about the gnome. I dont get it.
Once again, DOOL has moved into the “My Mother the Car” zone.
Once again, DOOL has moved into the “My Mother the Car” zone.
That's one wicked mother... so to speak.
Don't you just love how the Salem PD is run? If that had been Stefano in the room and a Brady or Squints was on life support that suddenly went off the Bradys would be trying to hang Stef from the nearest tree. But OMB gets to walk because "You know he couldn't do it". Maybe if Salem actually has a District Attorney they might have something to say about it.
OTOH, tho, if OMB went to a long drawn out murder trial think how many cue cards that would entail. (OOOhhhhh, bad I know! HAHAHA)
Loved the great new terms (Vengedetta!, crunchification) and the Prevuze II sneak peek. Thanks, Prevuze, I needed the laughs this morning!
Spoilers for next week!
Sami agrees to marry EJ after John's accident, and Lucas accepts her decision.
With his ususal whining and bitching as usual
After being struck by a car, John "dies" and a funeral is held.Everyone notice DIES is in quotes. Hmmmmmm
Sami's water breaks and she goes into labor!About time! What is she 11 mos pregnant now?
Pocket is found to have a rare illness which is making him sick.I thought about this. There is some disease I can't think of the name of that makes your body produce ammonia
These Are The Daze Of Our Lives
Deb --
Poor liver function can cause a buildup of ammonia in the system, as can poor blood circulation through the liver. Ammonia is produced naturally by the digestion of proteins and is usually eliminated by the liver. In cases of cirrhosis or hepatitis, or when the blood doesn't circulate fully through the liver, this function does not get performed properly, and ammonia can build to toxic levels. This can in turn lead to encephalopathy (swelling/pressure in the brain).
Hm, I wonder if, in a strange turn of poetic justice, someone is going to rip out Stefano's "shiny new liver" to save Pocket ...
Loved the gnome -- I knew it was someone with white hair that was driving the car ;)
deb; I so agree with you on lucas (and that it has nothing to do with EJ). He is an annoying and "rude little twit" (a quote in memory of Andre). I wish they'd spared John and had lucas out in the street when the gnome did the hit and run!! This character is getting way too much airtime, and I'd probably turn off my own life support if I had to be around him.
The EJ and Stefano talk about contacts, combined with Stefano having papers from the Bishop (since he didn't want to bother the Pope with this) - well, I'm not sure how that made lucas feel that the DiMeras had lost their power. I personally would have been a little impressed with their ties instead of gloating about their demise....
Great Prevuze and great pics and captions!!
What is so funny about the gnome. I dont get it.
Apparently the gnome is something some John and Marelna fans take to all John and Marelna events.
Sami agrees to marry EJ after John's accident, and Lucas accepts her decision.
With his ususal whining and bitching as usual
Amen to that sister. I saw that spoiler too, and I just can’t imagine the circumstances that will make both Sami and Lucas agree to the marriage. I’m an EJ gal, and I find it interesting that the writers have ramped up the evil side of his character. Maybe Sami will be a pragmatist and actually admire his ingenuity. After all couldn’t she write a book about scheming, lying, and conniving?
Pocket is found to have a rare illness which is making him sic
GAWD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS! Not another "we need a donor" and frickin Phillip is the donor instead of Sean! I would rather grind glass into my eyeballs than watch this again!
Oh and too bad John and Marlena didn't get a quicky in before the dastardly deed!
They do need to write Lucas some decent lines. The dude STAYS pissed off, but what would Drool be if Lucas wasn't pissed off, Marlena wasn't horny, Shelle wasn't a French fry short of a Happy Meal, the babies were actually SUPERVISED???
i first want to say how much i looove prevuze. its so funny!!
unfortunately i haven't been that up to date lately, so can someone please explain who "OMB" is?
that would be appriciated
OMB = Old Man Brady
Shawn Sr.
We need an abbreviation page:
OMB= Old Man Brady
YOMB=Young Old Man Brady
Shelle= Sean / Belle
Phelle= Phillip / Belle
Brat = Chelsea
Sleaze ball aka loose britches aka scumbag =Stephanie
EJ = the anti-Christ or the second coming, your choice
Doctors NOT! = Kayla, Lexie
OMB is Old Man Brady as in cuecard Shawn Brady.
A lot of almost action today except for John getting hit by the car.
OMB almost killed Andre
EJ almost does something to Belle
OMB almost gets arrested
Stefano and OMB almost have a revealing conversation.
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This vendetta will end/ not end crap is just that, crap. Move along and get some fresh storylines. I kind of liked the
Munchenhausen’s Syndrome by Proxy idea. Along with some realistic college story lines.
Lucas needs to fall off the wagon, be a miserable puke for awhile and the really take some action.Come on, anthing but what the writers have him doing. Let's see him taking a nip from the flask or something. And couldn't Sami marry EJ and then scheme, scheme, scheme?
Will it occur to the Salem/Keystone Cops to check the kill button for a finger print?
Naaah.
Vengedetta earned a spit take. Luckily it was only water at the time. By the time I got to Stretch's gnome picture I was flat out laughing so hard I could hardly read. Loved crunchification and all the Belle pictures and Prevuisms!
Unless the rookie cops are on the scene, no, there probably won't be any forensics done at the scene of Andre's "death". Notice, that's in quotation marks too.
If Lucas DOESN'T end up back into drinking, the writers will have missed a perfectly realistic and logical SL.
Uh, sorry..."perfectly realistic and logical"....what in the world am I thinking. HAHAHAHA
Talk about kicking the John and Marlena fans when they are down! That gnome bit was uncalled for and below the belt. It made fun of J&M's creative fans that obviously Prevuze is jealous of. Prevuze doesn't have any class whatsoever. Make fun of the show/characters not the fans. I hope Elsifer rips into you people. You deserve it!
The condition the baby has is a metabolic disorder or UCD.
In order to be born with it a person has to have two non-working "recessive" genes in order to have an autosomal recessive metabolic disorder. A person with an autosomal recessive disorder inherits one non-working gene from his or her mother and the other from his or her father. The parents are called carriers for that condition.
So Mimi and Phillip can never have children again, although it would make for another drawn out drama if another one of Phillip's unborn babes tests for it. Stupid story line.
Why wasn't EJ ever prosecuted for raping Sami? Why doesn't Roman "accidently" run over EJ on his way to saving anyone but a Brady? C'mon. What father would stand there while Sami declare her insane intentions???
I like Lucas. I know many hate him but I see him as someone that has survived a hooker mother, father in abstensia, ad nauseum. He loves Sami.
God I hope Lucas doesn't go back drinking! And the whole vendetta thing is boring! I hate it. Shawn Sr and Stefano is older then dirt. How and the world are gonna remember whathappen?
I love your site. I check it every day. The screencaps with the comments are so funny! The gnome one was the funniest of the year by far. I almost spewed my drink!
Poor little Gnome. Who could blame him for snapping? I knew it wasn't EJ's fault. Thanks Prevuze! I nearly wet myself from laughing. You guys rock!
To annoymous AKA Crybaby
Prevuze has more class in it's semi-colon key than the entire Jammer freaks combined. (Rabid Jammer freaks only need apply to my comment.)
Prevuze has always made fun of every character. That's how Prevuze works.
Why would you send Elsie the Cow to fight your fight for you? Is she the braintrust of you all? Have to clear all united decisions of the Kool-Aid Club by her first?
The picture of the gnome in the car running over John is hilarious! Kudos to whomever thought of making that! That poor gnome has been dragged all over the place, been propped up in photos with strangers, was forced to hang out with crazy J&M fans, and there is no telling where else the poor thing has been. He probably has nightmares. I'm glad that he took a stand!
Anonymous said...
"Talk about kicking the John and Marlena fans when they are down! That gnome bit was uncalled for and below the belt. It made fun of J&M's creative fans that obviously Prevuze is jealous of. Prevuze doesn't have any class whatsoever. Make fun of the show/characters not the fans. I hope Elsifer rips into you people. You deserve it!"
I doubt that Prevuze is afraid of Elsie, the fat crack whore dyke.
I didn't even know the significance of the gnome (that it's a John/Marlena fan club thing) and still thought it was a hoot! Had I known I would've really burst out laughing right there in the office. HAHAHAHAHA
I agree with Scolly!
I thought you were making fun of the Travelocity Roaming Gnome... knowing it's a fan club thing (WTH? Are they 10?) makes it hysterical!
I Love Prevuze! The Gnome thing was awesome...take a chill pill people. It's a SOAP! (we have to keep reminding some people)
Take a deep breath, let it out slowly. Repeat. Repeat.
AND Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty.
Save your anger for things that really matter and put it to positive use.
Pick your battles wisely, ask yourself, will this matter tomorrow, a year from now or 20 years from now?
This is a fun site, not an anger management site. Have fun.
James looked super hot in that black killer outfit. Yum.
Is John really going to die? I didn't think so, but then I saw the cover of SOD and it looks like he does or they're just joshing with us.
Why didn't John and Marlena just get Belle's spare key instead of trying to pick the lock? Geez....And don't most cars not allow you to lock the driver's door except with the key?
Anyway....I picked October 15 as Sami's birth date.
Even a J&M fan should be flattered to see the gnome featured on Prevuze. Lose the venom everyone.
(Hoping to see the gnome now in John's hospital bed . . . and coffin . . and, oh, surprise me!)
Wow. I have a 21 year old Volvo and even it doesn't let me lock the driver side door except with a key.
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