La Crème de la Crud

We don't do too many moving pictures. They are harder to do than the regular pictures and there are bandwidth issues we won't bore you with. However, every once in a while we come up with a moving image and they are well received. So our blue ribbon panel (of one) has reached back into the vault and come up with the top 10 moving pix over the past year or so, la crème de la crud, so to speak. This was fun to do. We hope you have as much fun looking at them again:

10. We have a picture of just about everyone in Salem getting his or her kisser slapped, but we thought it was special when Stefano himself hauled off and whacked EJ a good one upside the haid:



9. Chelsea shows her displeasure at Nick after finding out the fact he had an "other self" wasn't just because he had multiple personality disorder. Nick is a lightweight, so Chelsea had to step up from the quarkweight division for this fight:



8. Things got hot a few months ago when Max and Stephanie got together. Unfortunately, all the fireworks were on the racetrack:



7. Sami self-medicates her bipolar condition after crashing Carrie and Austin's wedding and finding out John and Marlena were tying the knot, too:



6. Kayla will open the door for anyone, including the infamous Land Shark:



5. Marlena supports the nefarious Alex North over John. Alex smirks. John retaliates by giving North his Mandible Mambo Maneuver:



4. John's piloting skills are tested as he and Marlena fly through a storm on the way to Canada, eh? Instead of using the barf bag like a normal person, Marlena jumps out of the plane and practically lands on top of Smokey Robinson:



3. Lucas gets the best of Kate and EJ in a way that only Lucas is capable of by gassing them with a fire extinguisher:



2. Lucas settles his differences with EJ by fixing his wagon. Or should we say painting his wagon. (Note: in the interest of equal time, we attempted to include a picture of Lucas acting like an adult, but it turns out Lucas has never been observed acting like an adult.):



Drum roll... And the #1 moving picture for 2007 is...

1. OK. Assume your daughter is missing and may even be dead. You are together with your spouse trying to console each other. Your lives are nearly devastated. What do you say? What do you do?

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Well, if you're John and Marlena, you haul your hormones down to the car for a heapin' helpin o' monkey sex. And if you're John, you are so hot to trot, you give her a quick cop-a-feel butt slap on the way out the door.



Have a great weekend, kids. Peace out.