Granny Underwear
Hope and Marlena come into Hope's house. Marlena wonders where Bo is. Hope tells her he's investigating a fire outside of town. The old cabin where Lucas was trapped has burned down. No one was inside, but she thinks maybe someone was trying to kill EJ. Silverfish throws a fit. Hope picks her up and bounces her around as they talk. Marlena says she got some news about the kiddie corps. Hope leaves Doodlebug to fend for herself while she drags Marlena outside. She tells her they think the house may be bugged, so it's safer to talk there. Marlena beams, "I had a call from Belle." Inside, what's-her-face has a fit.
Meanwhile, on Tinda Lao, the tedium continues. Shawn swears nothing happened. "I know," says Belle.
"You do," asks Shawn.
"Can I talk now," asks Belle.
"You usually do," says Shawn. Go ahead. Take your best shot."
"No more shots," says Belle, "Just this... I'm sorry."
Bo and the gang stand around the remains of the charred cabin, Bo tells them there was no body found inside. "EJ is like a dead cockroach," says Kayla.
"You leave my kid out of this," says Bo.
Lucas thinks EJ set this whole thing up. Bo wonders what he would have to gain by doing that. Sami looks for the nearest barfitorium. Kayla asks if she is all right. She claims she is OK and asks Lucas to take her back to the hotel.
After they leave, Kayla tells Bo they have to get to Steve before EJ does. Bo says, "We're kinda outta options."
Belle is practically in heaven. She wallows in the joy of self-deprecation and tells Shawn how this whole thing is her fault. She has made life a living hell for him, "And, if I'm lucky, I'll be able to keep doing that for all the Days Of Our Lives."
"I understand," says Shawn, "You had to go slow with me. I must admit, it has been a little too slow, but I got used to watching those glaciers whiz by."
Belle's personality is a Rubick's cube with no solution. It was all her fault. She has been soooooo terrible and hard to get along with. She chased him into the arms of another woman and that's the last thing she wanted to do, "Most men would have taken a walk a long time ago. But most men have a little more sense than a retarded gnat. I will never doubt you again. And that's a fact." And if you believe that, you probably also believe the sun didn't come up this morning.
Sami and Lucas arrive back at their hotel room.
Lucas mouth is in high gear. He rants about none of this making any sense. He tediously goes through every detail until Sami explodes, "CAN YOU JUST STOP IT? CAN WE JUST NOT TALK ABOUT EJ WELLS FOR ONE MINUTE?"
Bo tries to talk some sense into Kayla. And to think, he could have used that valuable breath he wasted for something constructive. Kayla tells him he's either for her or against her. Bo tries to sort out those options, "What are you gonna do, hire a small army and storm the place?"
No," says Kayla, "I'm gonna do it myself."
Marlena tells Hope Shawn and Belle are on an island in the South Pacific called Tinda Lao. Suddenly, hope hears a sound inside. She rushes in, grabs Millipede and her gun. She rushes over to the steps, hands the gun to Marlena, and points the baby at a guy coming down the steps. The gun wouldn't have scared him but the baby strikes terror. She might go off any minute.
"You're in a Salem cop's house," says Hope.
The guy says, "I'm reaching for a badge." Slowly he reaches into his pocket and pulls out his badge and holds it out so Hope can see it, "And I'm a real cop."
Lucas apologizes for bringing up EJ. He promises they will never talk about him again. As we all roll our eyes, Lucas says he knows how to fix things and runs into the bathroom for oil.
Sami gets a call. Heavy breathing. "Hello? Is someone there?" More heavy breathing. Lucas stands in the bathroom breathing into his cell phone and snickering.
The guy is FBI. Bo asked him to sweep the house for bugs. Aside from the baby, he hasn't found anything yet. Hope remembers Bo telling her about this and apologizes.
"Ever think about a career in law enforcement," asks Mr. FBI.
"No," says Hope, "I'm going to stay with the Salem police force."
Hope brings Marlena up to date on the mystery electricians who came to their house. "When is it going to end," says Marlena.
"Not soon," says Hope, "DOOL has been renewed for another season."
Kayla insists she can break in and rescue Patch. Bo tells her if she tries, they will commit her. "That's just what I want," says Kayla, "Then I can break him out of there."
"This is crazy, desperate and stupid," says Bo, "It sounds like one of my plans."
Bo's phone interrupts the conversation. Hope tells Bo he has to come home right away because Marlena has heard from Shawn and Belle. If Bo doesn't come home right away Tinda Lao will sink or something. Bo hangs up, tells Kayla the news and the joyous duo heads for Bo's house.
Belle is a mess, "Some women can't even get guys to pay child support. I have one who was willing to swim across the ocean for his child."
Claire pipes in, "Yeah, after he threw me in first."
Belle hangs out the window and lays it on thick. Shawn reminds her they are only on the second story and it probably won't kill her if she hurls herself out the window.
Shawn hugs her, "If I ever lost you, I'd lose my reason for living."
"Lose her," chants the audience, "Lose her!"
Sami tells her tormenter to say something. Heavy breathing. "SAY SOMETHING," says Sami. Lucas walks out and Sami hangs up. Lucas, as usual, asks who it was. Sami, NOT as usual, tells him the truth. She says it was heavy breathing. Lucas, her hero, brushes it off.
"I've been thinking," says Lucas, "And, believe me, that was a bold new experience. Now that there will be four of us, maybe we should move out of our apartment." Sami is reluctant, but Lucas assures her they will have the perfect little place and the perfect little family.
The FBI guy hands Bo a baggie full of bugs. He says it was all wired through the computer. Bo just knew it. Billie's security system – EJ must be behind it, and maybe Phillip, too. He thanks the guy and ushers him out.
Hope and Marlena are glad they didn't say anything about Tinda Lao until they got outside. Marlena shows them all where Tinda Lao is on the map. Bo will book a flight right now. Hope tells him to book it for three, "Boll Weevil and I are going."
Sami isn't sure about moving right now. "OK," says Lucas, "We'll wait until after baby Lucas is born." Sami jumps on that. Lucas says he plans to name all his kids after him – like George Forman.
"George Forman named all of his sons Lucas," asks Sami, "What if it's a girl?"
"Lucretia." This is the slap-and-tickle transition in the show. Sami gets him down and Lucas challenges her to an underwear race to the ice machine and back. If Lucas wins, Sami gets to have her way with him. If he wins, he gets a Sami Brady special massage. Sami refuses. Lucas drops his drawers and accuses her of being chicken.
Sami accuses him of being chicken-legged.
William Shakespeare move over. The DOOL writers have just set a new standard in great literature.
Bo and Hope argue about whether Hope can go on the trip. Baby Horsefly throws a fit. Bo and Hope run to her rescue, leaving Kayla and Marlena to drag us once again through the stinking pit of Gehenna.
Bo decides if they all went after Shawn they might as well draw Phillip a map to his location. He will send a cop for him instead, "There is one good thing to come out of all of this. Our son has turned into a man we can be proud of, if we set our standards low enough."
Belle is just beside herself. "I've put up walls between us. Literal walls."
"And I didn't even try to drive through them," says Shawn, "But now nothing will come between us." Belle is soooooo sorry. She is nothing but human trash and has practically wrecked their relationship. Be patient, folks. To Belle, this is foreplay. They take 'dysfunctional' to new levels and Belle finally says, "We're being honest, right? There is something I have to tell you and I'm really afraid it might change everything."
"What's that," asks Shawn.
"I almost had a lucid thought the other day," says Belle, "But I also called my mom." Shawn's world collapses as Belle goes into overdrive explaining why she did it, "I needed to talk to someone and she made me realize I have everything to lose and you are this big, strong, loyal Neanderthal... You really hate me, don't you?"
"No Belle, I'm different from the rest of the world," says Shawn, "Life's too short to get mad over a silly little phone call. Besides, I think you're almost ready to jump into bed with me, so right now I'm kind of walking on eggs. If Phillip comes after us, we will deal with it."
Everybody gangs up on poor Kayla. They think her plan to break into a mental institution is bonkers. Go figure.
There stands Lucas in all his glory. He challenges Sami to join in the fun. "This isn't a frat house," says Sami.
"I double dog dare you," says Lucas. Sami squeals and backs off. "What," says Lucas, "You got granny underwear on under there?"
"I do not wear granny underwear," says Sami, "And you know it!"
"Maybe it's time you prove it." Lucas helps her prove it.
Sami gets into it. She strips down and hauls him over to the door, "One... two... three... GO!"
Lucas takes off like a shot. Sami rushes back into the room, slams the door and locks it. Lucas panics, "HONEY – UNCOOL – YOU ARE SOOOOO DISQUALIFIED!" Sami stands inside and giggles.
Shawn and Belle just can't believe it. Belle says, "It feels like I just won the lottery without having a ticket... Or had a thought without having a brain."
"So, uh," Shawn stumbles for words, "Is there anything you want to do?"
"What did you have in mind," says Belle.
"Maybe I could kiss you," says Shawn.
Belle says, "You don't tell a girl you're gonna kiss her. It ruins the moment. It also ruins her ability to blow up at you and say you got the wrong idea."
Shawn sits down to wait for spontaneity. Belle has a better idea, "I was thinking maybe you could help me push the beds together."
Bo wonders what if someone recognizes Kayla. She says she'll get a disguise. Bo thinks if Granger discovers her he will keep her in there and Bo won't be able to do anything. Kayla gets miffed and stomps out.
Phillip works on the electronics and curses his inability to find anything. Suddenly Hope and Marlena appear on the screen. Phillip watches the recording. Hope asks, "Did she say where they are?"
Marlena says, "A place called Tinda Lao."
Phillip smirks, "BINGO!"
Lucas stands outside in his skivvies and orders Sami to open the door. Sami claims it's stuck. She asks him, while he is out there, to bring her a soda. She leaves the chain on the door, opens it and hands him money, "I want a diet soda. And don't forget to bring me change."
"I mean it," says Lucas, "You're going to get a serious spanking when I get in there."
"Promises... promises," says Sami.
Lucas freaks. He tells her he's not kidding. Someone is coming down the hall. He has to get inside. Roone walks by. Lucas says, "Hi. I'm just headed down to the pool."
"Looks like you forgot your swim trunks," says Roone.
Sami opens the door. Lucas rushes in, "I'm gonna kill you. Somebody owes me a massage."
"Well," says Sami, "I think maybe I did see that there is oil in the bathroom." Lucas makes a beeline for the bathroom.
Sami goes over to the bed and pulls down the covers. GASP! She finds a ratty old gasoline soaked suit coat there.
Shawn works with the bed. Belle comes out in her nightie. She sits on the bed and holds her hand out. Shawn sits and kisses her. Belle reels him in for more. Oh, the passion!
Out in the hall Shawn can be heard gasping, "It's been too long! I've forgotten how to do this! Where do I put it? Where do I put it?"
Belle is very frustrated, "You've done this before. Just slide it in, Shawn, but go easy. Don't jam it in."
Shawn says, "I just don't know what I'm doing! I... I can't!"
Belle is understanding, "It's all right. We don't need music. Just leave the CD out of the player and come back to bed."
Bo and Hope are happy they at least know where Shawn is and he is safe. Hope wonders what about tomorrow and the next day. Bo promises he will spend every waking moment making sure he can solve Shawn's problem, get Steve and Kayla back together and put EJ away. "You are my hero, baby," says Hope.
"I love you," says Bo, "And you too, Doodlebutt."
Phillip's equipment sits in the quiet, dark room. We pan away from the TV and the desk, where there is a note written on a pad of paper. It says, "Tinda Lao."
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Bo says, "She's in jail for a reason – because she is dangerous." Hope smirks, "Yeah. So am I."
Belle says to Shawn, "Maybe we shouldn't run any more. Let's stay and fight."
Kate tells Lucas, "Our company is going down the drain, which means you lose everything and so do I."
Sami holds the coat and tells Celeste, "EJ left me a calling card. He wanted to make sure I know he is alive and that he is coming to get me."
Meanwhile, on Tinda Lao, the tedium continues. Shawn swears nothing happened. "I know," says Belle.
"You do," asks Shawn.
"Can I talk now," asks Belle.
"You usually do," says Shawn. Go ahead. Take your best shot."
"No more shots," says Belle, "Just this... I'm sorry."
Bo and the gang stand around the remains of the charred cabin, Bo tells them there was no body found inside. "EJ is like a dead cockroach," says Kayla.
"You leave my kid out of this," says Bo.
Lucas thinks EJ set this whole thing up. Bo wonders what he would have to gain by doing that. Sami looks for the nearest barfitorium. Kayla asks if she is all right. She claims she is OK and asks Lucas to take her back to the hotel.
After they leave, Kayla tells Bo they have to get to Steve before EJ does. Bo says, "We're kinda outta options."
Belle is practically in heaven. She wallows in the joy of self-deprecation and tells Shawn how this whole thing is her fault. She has made life a living hell for him, "And, if I'm lucky, I'll be able to keep doing that for all the Days Of Our Lives."
"I understand," says Shawn, "You had to go slow with me. I must admit, it has been a little too slow, but I got used to watching those glaciers whiz by."
Belle's personality is a Rubick's cube with no solution. It was all her fault. She has been soooooo terrible and hard to get along with. She chased him into the arms of another woman and that's the last thing she wanted to do, "Most men would have taken a walk a long time ago. But most men have a little more sense than a retarded gnat. I will never doubt you again. And that's a fact." And if you believe that, you probably also believe the sun didn't come up this morning.
Sami and Lucas arrive back at their hotel room.
Lucas mouth is in high gear. He rants about none of this making any sense. He tediously goes through every detail until Sami explodes, "CAN YOU JUST STOP IT? CAN WE JUST NOT TALK ABOUT EJ WELLS FOR ONE MINUTE?"
Bo tries to talk some sense into Kayla. And to think, he could have used that valuable breath he wasted for something constructive. Kayla tells him he's either for her or against her. Bo tries to sort out those options, "What are you gonna do, hire a small army and storm the place?"
No," says Kayla, "I'm gonna do it myself."
Marlena tells Hope Shawn and Belle are on an island in the South Pacific called Tinda Lao. Suddenly, hope hears a sound inside. She rushes in, grabs Millipede and her gun. She rushes over to the steps, hands the gun to Marlena, and points the baby at a guy coming down the steps. The gun wouldn't have scared him but the baby strikes terror. She might go off any minute.
"You're in a Salem cop's house," says Hope.
The guy says, "I'm reaching for a badge." Slowly he reaches into his pocket and pulls out his badge and holds it out so Hope can see it, "And I'm a real cop."
Lucas apologizes for bringing up EJ. He promises they will never talk about him again. As we all roll our eyes, Lucas says he knows how to fix things and runs into the bathroom for oil.
Sami gets a call. Heavy breathing. "Hello? Is someone there?" More heavy breathing. Lucas stands in the bathroom breathing into his cell phone and snickering.
The guy is FBI. Bo asked him to sweep the house for bugs. Aside from the baby, he hasn't found anything yet. Hope remembers Bo telling her about this and apologizes.
"Ever think about a career in law enforcement," asks Mr. FBI.
"No," says Hope, "I'm going to stay with the Salem police force."
Hope brings Marlena up to date on the mystery electricians who came to their house. "When is it going to end," says Marlena.
"Not soon," says Hope, "DOOL has been renewed for another season."
Kayla insists she can break in and rescue Patch. Bo tells her if she tries, they will commit her. "That's just what I want," says Kayla, "Then I can break him out of there."
"This is crazy, desperate and stupid," says Bo, "It sounds like one of my plans."
Bo's phone interrupts the conversation. Hope tells Bo he has to come home right away because Marlena has heard from Shawn and Belle. If Bo doesn't come home right away Tinda Lao will sink or something. Bo hangs up, tells Kayla the news and the joyous duo heads for Bo's house.
Belle is a mess, "Some women can't even get guys to pay child support. I have one who was willing to swim across the ocean for his child."
Claire pipes in, "Yeah, after he threw me in first."
Belle hangs out the window and lays it on thick. Shawn reminds her they are only on the second story and it probably won't kill her if she hurls herself out the window.
Shawn hugs her, "If I ever lost you, I'd lose my reason for living."
"Lose her," chants the audience, "Lose her!"
Sami tells her tormenter to say something. Heavy breathing. "SAY SOMETHING," says Sami. Lucas walks out and Sami hangs up. Lucas, as usual, asks who it was. Sami, NOT as usual, tells him the truth. She says it was heavy breathing. Lucas, her hero, brushes it off.
"I've been thinking," says Lucas, "And, believe me, that was a bold new experience. Now that there will be four of us, maybe we should move out of our apartment." Sami is reluctant, but Lucas assures her they will have the perfect little place and the perfect little family.
The FBI guy hands Bo a baggie full of bugs. He says it was all wired through the computer. Bo just knew it. Billie's security system – EJ must be behind it, and maybe Phillip, too. He thanks the guy and ushers him out.
Hope and Marlena are glad they didn't say anything about Tinda Lao until they got outside. Marlena shows them all where Tinda Lao is on the map. Bo will book a flight right now. Hope tells him to book it for three, "Boll Weevil and I are going."
Sami isn't sure about moving right now. "OK," says Lucas, "We'll wait until after baby Lucas is born." Sami jumps on that. Lucas says he plans to name all his kids after him – like George Forman.
"George Forman named all of his sons Lucas," asks Sami, "What if it's a girl?"
"Lucretia." This is the slap-and-tickle transition in the show. Sami gets him down and Lucas challenges her to an underwear race to the ice machine and back. If Lucas wins, Sami gets to have her way with him. If he wins, he gets a Sami Brady special massage. Sami refuses. Lucas drops his drawers and accuses her of being chicken.
Sami accuses him of being chicken-legged.
William Shakespeare move over. The DOOL writers have just set a new standard in great literature.
Bo and Hope argue about whether Hope can go on the trip. Baby Horsefly throws a fit. Bo and Hope run to her rescue, leaving Kayla and Marlena to drag us once again through the stinking pit of Gehenna.
Bo decides if they all went after Shawn they might as well draw Phillip a map to his location. He will send a cop for him instead, "There is one good thing to come out of all of this. Our son has turned into a man we can be proud of, if we set our standards low enough."
Belle is just beside herself. "I've put up walls between us. Literal walls."
"And I didn't even try to drive through them," says Shawn, "But now nothing will come between us." Belle is soooooo sorry. She is nothing but human trash and has practically wrecked their relationship. Be patient, folks. To Belle, this is foreplay. They take 'dysfunctional' to new levels and Belle finally says, "We're being honest, right? There is something I have to tell you and I'm really afraid it might change everything."
"What's that," asks Shawn.
"I almost had a lucid thought the other day," says Belle, "But I also called my mom." Shawn's world collapses as Belle goes into overdrive explaining why she did it, "I needed to talk to someone and she made me realize I have everything to lose and you are this big, strong, loyal Neanderthal... You really hate me, don't you?"
"No Belle, I'm different from the rest of the world," says Shawn, "Life's too short to get mad over a silly little phone call. Besides, I think you're almost ready to jump into bed with me, so right now I'm kind of walking on eggs. If Phillip comes after us, we will deal with it."
Everybody gangs up on poor Kayla. They think her plan to break into a mental institution is bonkers. Go figure.
There stands Lucas in all his glory. He challenges Sami to join in the fun. "This isn't a frat house," says Sami.
"I double dog dare you," says Lucas. Sami squeals and backs off. "What," says Lucas, "You got granny underwear on under there?"
"I do not wear granny underwear," says Sami, "And you know it!"
"Maybe it's time you prove it." Lucas helps her prove it.
Sami gets into it. She strips down and hauls him over to the door, "One... two... three... GO!"
Lucas takes off like a shot. Sami rushes back into the room, slams the door and locks it. Lucas panics, "HONEY – UNCOOL – YOU ARE SOOOOO DISQUALIFIED!" Sami stands inside and giggles.
Shawn and Belle just can't believe it. Belle says, "It feels like I just won the lottery without having a ticket... Or had a thought without having a brain."
"So, uh," Shawn stumbles for words, "Is there anything you want to do?"
"What did you have in mind," says Belle.
"Maybe I could kiss you," says Shawn.
Belle says, "You don't tell a girl you're gonna kiss her. It ruins the moment. It also ruins her ability to blow up at you and say you got the wrong idea."
Shawn sits down to wait for spontaneity. Belle has a better idea, "I was thinking maybe you could help me push the beds together."
Bo wonders what if someone recognizes Kayla. She says she'll get a disguise. Bo thinks if Granger discovers her he will keep her in there and Bo won't be able to do anything. Kayla gets miffed and stomps out.
Phillip works on the electronics and curses his inability to find anything. Suddenly Hope and Marlena appear on the screen. Phillip watches the recording. Hope asks, "Did she say where they are?"
Marlena says, "A place called Tinda Lao."
Phillip smirks, "BINGO!"
Lucas stands outside in his skivvies and orders Sami to open the door. Sami claims it's stuck. She asks him, while he is out there, to bring her a soda. She leaves the chain on the door, opens it and hands him money, "I want a diet soda. And don't forget to bring me change."
"I mean it," says Lucas, "You're going to get a serious spanking when I get in there."
"Promises... promises," says Sami.
Lucas freaks. He tells her he's not kidding. Someone is coming down the hall. He has to get inside. Roone walks by. Lucas says, "Hi. I'm just headed down to the pool."
"Looks like you forgot your swim trunks," says Roone.
Sami opens the door. Lucas rushes in, "I'm gonna kill you. Somebody owes me a massage."
"Well," says Sami, "I think maybe I did see that there is oil in the bathroom." Lucas makes a beeline for the bathroom.
Sami goes over to the bed and pulls down the covers. GASP! She finds a ratty old gasoline soaked suit coat there.
Shawn works with the bed. Belle comes out in her nightie. She sits on the bed and holds her hand out. Shawn sits and kisses her. Belle reels him in for more. Oh, the passion!
Out in the hall Shawn can be heard gasping, "It's been too long! I've forgotten how to do this! Where do I put it? Where do I put it?"
Belle is very frustrated, "You've done this before. Just slide it in, Shawn, but go easy. Don't jam it in."
Shawn says, "I just don't know what I'm doing! I... I can't!"
Belle is understanding, "It's all right. We don't need music. Just leave the CD out of the player and come back to bed."
Bo and Hope are happy they at least know where Shawn is and he is safe. Hope wonders what about tomorrow and the next day. Bo promises he will spend every waking moment making sure he can solve Shawn's problem, get Steve and Kayla back together and put EJ away. "You are my hero, baby," says Hope.
"I love you," says Bo, "And you too, Doodlebutt."
Phillip's equipment sits in the quiet, dark room. We pan away from the TV and the desk, where there is a note written on a pad of paper. It says, "Tinda Lao."
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Bo says, "She's in jail for a reason – because she is dangerous." Hope smirks, "Yeah. So am I."
Belle says to Shawn, "Maybe we shouldn't run any more. Let's stay and fight."
Kate tells Lucas, "Our company is going down the drain, which means you lose everything and so do I."
Sami holds the coat and tells Celeste, "EJ left me a calling card. He wanted to make sure I know he is alive and that he is coming to get me."
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I'm wondering why Sammy didn't have any side effects from her lipstick? Granted I don't watch the show to see if she licked her lips but if you swap spit with someone, you're BOUND to take some in - don't ya think?
PS - U guys/gals rock....... Keep up the awesome work!
I live the barf bag, omg that was soo funny I was laughing outloud!! You guys rock.
Oh, Angel. There you go asking a logical question, a corollary of which is why did one kiss knock Lucas out for hours but several kisses only put EJ to sleep for a few minutes at a time?
As for today's Prevuze loved it all...the pictures and the prevuisms like the "glaciers whizzing by" and "except for Millipede no bugs in the house".
Love my morning Prevuze!
You know, the Lumi scenes may not be great literature but at least they sound light-hearted and more enjoyable than watching Patch writhing and moaning while being electrocuted! HAHAHA
It's hard to tell from Prevuze where Lumi have been - in or out of the hotel room. But beyond the question of how EJ got the coat into the room, how the heck did he even know where they were?
To answer angel's question, yes, I saw Sami lick her lips several times while wearing that lipstick. If it was powerful enough to knock out the guys with one kiss Sami would've been out cold right along with them.
Loved Horsefly, Linda Oat and especially the CD player conversation. HAHAHAHAHAHA
As always, Prevuze is the bright spot in the morning! :D
But beyond the question of how EJ got the coat into the room, how the heck did he even know where they were?
Most people don't realize, given modern technology, it's very easy to track someone's position, accurate to within a few meters. This week's special Saturday Prevuze will address this important issue and show not only how EJ could find Sami but, more importantly, how ANYBODY can find YOU!
This is an important posting you will not want to miss. It's one thing to leave our readers with a few yucks each morning, but this Saturday's Prevuze could SAVE YOUR LIFE!
I gotta say it is VERY HARD to read this blog with all the comments and jokes that are bing made in the middle of them. Takes a long time to read. Can you please keep the wise cracks to a minimum. And the Baby's name is Ciara, Stop calling her names. How old are you people, you must ne teenagers.
I don't care what anonymous says. Don't you dare keep those 'wise cracks' down to a minimum. It's YOUR blog. And I love it! I'm ROTFL every day reading it. I enjoy it so much and I am NOT a teenager, as I am sure you are not either. If anonymous doesn't like it then they shouldn't read it. And the baby is just a fictional character. She's not real! Get over it! People are just so sensitive! After all there is a disclaimer right at the top of the Prevuze page. Keep up the great work! Please keep the humor coming! LOVE IT!!!!!!
Im thinking Anonymous shouldn't read the blog if she has a hard time with a sense of humor.
I personally love it!! You can always skip most of the jokes as they are written in italics, so you know whats a joke and whats not. Love the blog guys, keep it up!......Kristina
That Annoymous person is crazy. Prevuze is my favorite days ahead blog precisely because your 'wisecracks' makes it possible to read the muck that is Daze. And why should we call the baby Ciara? Her name hasn't even been announced on the show.
Well seems like some people don't appreciate the show for waht it is, if all they want to do is make fun of it. you should watch the show or have this site since the prevuze people find it so amusing. They are called Daytime Soaps, not comedy shows.
Well you must not be watching the same show that I do because her own father (Bo) is calling her Ciara.
Here's the bottom line: if you don't enjoy reading this blog, find one of the other ten or twenty sites that recap the show. It's really not rocket science.
I love the prevuze jokes!! They are a bright spot (in all the days of my life.) I really like the cracks about the characters because some of these storylines are way past tedious. Prevuze, you keep me watching DOOL when I would have given up on them long ago. Even if the storylines keep going in circles, I know I can count on you to take it up a notch. Keep up the good work and don't let the peanut gallery steal your joy. :P
Well then it just seems that most of you are TRUE days fans if all you want to do is make fun it. There are some people who have been watching the show from almost day one and truely love it for what it is. That's why Soapnet switched the schedule with Y & R. DAYS is the best. You all must think it is silly. Go watch your comedies. THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
I mean you are not TRUE Days fans
I gotta say it is VERY HARD to read this blog with all the comments and jokes that are bing made in the middle of them. Takes a long time to read. Can you please keep the wise cracks to a minimum. And the Baby's name is Ciara, Stop calling her names. How old are you people, you must ne teenagers.
You've been reading the TIVO wiring manual for entertainment again, haven't you? OK. One more time. The PURPOSE of this site is to lambaste, lampoon, disrespect, satirize and otherwise rip to shreds the dreck we see each day on TV, sometimes going by the title, Days Of Our Lives. If we didn't do that, we'd be dull, tedious, boring, unrealistic, poorly written and... Oh, I guess we'd be just like the show.
And the Baby's name is Ciara, Stop calling her names. Ciara - That's Portugese for sand-maggot, right?
How old are you people, you must ne teenagers. Flattery will get you everywhere.
I'm just a "Days of our Lives" Vet and find your "wisecrack" VERY direspecting of the show.
For someone who wants to update on the show why do you have to dismember it so badly. Why do you even have this site up.
So childish
Prevuze has the site up to amuse me and to make my day (and the show) bearable. Most of the Prevuze fans find it a MUST to get through the day.
As Prevuze points out above - if you don't like it, by all means go somewhere else. Believe me, we won't miss your negative comments.......unless they have been funny of course. HAHAHAHA
Hey Anonymous..
If you don't want all the funny banter read the postings on soapoperadigest.com
Personally I am going to stick with prevuze and I don't like reading your useless comments.
Or here's another idea if you feel that prevuze isn't doing a good job then start your own blog but please don't bother us with it.
~J.N.
jeez. is it more childish to mock a show for fun or to keep coming back to a blog you don't like to give creative individuals a hard time?? maybe you should find another site anonymous.
simple solutions for simple problems...
Trolls are always about, huh? Well, I'd have to say I'm a 'true' Days fan as I've grown up on it, remembering when Hope was a teenager. I like Prevuze because it's a great way to relieve stress over characters you've loved for years going through second-rate storylines. There's way too much emo on Days. Prevuze helps me get a laugh at something that otherwise annoys me about my favorite soap. If you don't like it, don't read it.
I love Prevuze and I've been a 'TRUE' Days fan for 28 years now. I've been watching and loving Days and since the 'early edition' site stopped posting the day ahead preview, I popped over here. Just because I laugh at the humor instilled by Prevuze... doesn't mean I am not an avid fan of DOOL. It helps me stay intuned to what's happening on the show, without being able to watch it everyday.
Keep up the good work. Obviously those other 'anons' find something appealing about this site as they take the time to post on here. :)
anonymous,
as you stated this is a tv show- a soap opera no less. it is not real life. soap operas by definition are ridiculous and cheesy. do not read the prevue. how hard is that? obviously you are intelligent enough to think of that. ill let you go have donuts with alice. good lord- GET A LIFE and a sense of humor before you post on here again.
how insulting to those who put this out for all of us to read. dont critigue it to fit your close minded, humorless and obviously way older than a teenage mentality. write one your damn self then.
I'm just a "Days of our Lives" Vet and find your "wisecrack" VERY direspecting of the show.
For someone who wants to update on the show why do you have to dismember it so badly. Why do you even have this site up.
So childish
This OUR playground! Get the hell out or we'll give you an atomic wedgie and take your lunch money! If that fails, we'll call Lucas and ask for more joke ideas and then you WILL be sorry!
I hate people who bitch when I'm having fun. Who breeds these people?????
Prevuze, I think all of these negative postings are a trick!
It's DOOL writers wanting you to stop because you crack them up and they can't get their job done!
OR somebody shut down "The Early Edition" and we're getting all the granny panties over here.
YAY!!!i finally get the time to post on this site.hey y'all.let me say i loooove Days & the 1st thing i do when i turn my computer on,is logon to ur site.since my discovery i havnt missed a day.u guys should just ignore that anonymous person.if he/she finds this site so horrible,y take the time out 2 actually read thru the entire thing?who's the childish one here?anyway,great prevuisms(i've always wanted 2 say that :P
i'm soo looking 4ward 2 posting more often
'Anonymous' is just as much a crybaby as Belle LMAO! "I'm a TRUE DAYS FAN" Oh please give me a break and grow up. Now who's a teenager?!!!
Please, Prevuze, don't change your ways. Your comments in italics make my day. I have been a follower of Days since it began in 1965 and have watched it faithfully. Have even been on two theme cruises with the cast in the 80s. I am a true follower (and dare anyone to say I'm not) and like your comments, if others don't..it's their problem, sadly. Keep up the good work!
I have to say your site is great. I just recently started reading here when the Early Edition closed. I thought they were funny. You guys are a riot. I love keeping in touch w/DOOL w/your humor in it. Keep up your great work. Laughter does the body good!!
Wowza! 29 Comments and counting. I think this is a record for Prevuze.
Know what? I think PREVUZE has been posting the Anon criticisms just to bask in the glow of the fans who are rightly rallying to his/her/their defense. ;-)
Rock on you twisted Prevuze you! Don't you stop or I'll have to hunt you down and torture you with re-runs of selected DOOL scenes. LOLOL
I was so glad to see another site come up after Early edition stopped blogging. How do you get the show the day before it airs?
To the people who are here to bash, when you manage to spend an hour or two of your own time posting previews of a show on a daily basis then maybe your complaints will be deserve to be listened to. Until then, remember that you only get what you pay for.
Signed a faithful Days viewer (since 1981) who mocks the show, the characters and the viewers who take it far too seriously, probably even more than the blogger here does, and loves every minute of it.
How do you get the show the day before it airs?
It's punishment for a crime in her younger years
How do you get the show the day before it airs?
It's punishment for a crime in her younger years
Thanks, Theresa. I know you understand it's too painful for us to talk about.
Actually I used to read 'The Early Edition' every single day until they shut it down. And even they admitted that they shut it down because it was tiresome and boring. It was the people at 'The Early Edition' who so very kindly directed me here (no I wasn't a member) and I've been reading 'Prevuze' ever since and have been a happy camper ever since :D In fact, if 'The Early Edition' was still up I'd never read it again now that I know about 'Prevuze'. I need my daily dose of hysterical laughter ;D Keep up the wonderful work. And to hell with all the haters.
Thanks, Theresa. I know you understand it's too painful for us to talk about.
We got ur back.
Keep on keeping on.
Dear anonymous:
PULEEEZE, anyone who watches DOOL and doesn't make fun of has no sense of humor.
DOOL is serious drama like McDonalds is healthy food. NOT!!
You CANNOT tell me you sat there and watched Sami with that match (or matches) in her hand and didn't scream DROP IT DROP IT DROP IT DROP IT!!!!!! at the TV.
For as long as I can remember, and that's a looooong time, Days has been tounge in cheek. They make fun of themselves for cryin out loud!
Remember Marlena being possessed? Remember the great Roman switch? All 4 or 5 times?
Remember the alien twins?
How about the births, conceptions, and deaths that seem to be "forgotten"?
If you don't like Prevuze, don't read it.
Prevuze, YOU ROCK!!!!! DON'T EVER CHANGE!!!!
WOW! 38 comments! well i don't usually comment, but considering the 'attack' by anon i felt the need to stand up and shout 'BACK OFF'
prevuze, you are the only reason i have any interest in Daze anymore. i've been watching on/off since the age of 10, and while i do love the show i hate what has been done to it, but you make such great light of it.
so again THANK YOU PREVUZE! LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU
anonymous is probably a crybaby loser who wears granny panties and cries at the 'sad' parts in DOOL.
You topped yourself with your "script" of the intmacy between Shawn and Belle. Oh, my, GOSH! Hilarious!!!
HOLY SH*T! Did I miss a good day for comments, but honestly if I weren't at the hospital at 5:30 this morning for day surgery (for real) I would've posted way earlier!
If there's someone out there who is a "true Days fan" and doesn't get this blog, it's a very sad day. I have been watching DOOL for 32 years (I'm 40) since my grandma came to visit and got me hooked. I scheduled college classes around the DOOL schedule, I have been recording DOOL everyday of my working my life in some form or another just to watch it religiously, and honestly, if it weren't for PREVUZE I don't know if I could still do that and not poke my eyes out with pens or go stark raving mad. Prevuze is hilarious and snarky, a perfect accompaniment to the actual show, which, let's face it, needs a lot of help. I love you Prevuze, keep up the great work!!!!
You had me in TEARS from laughing so hard at the Belle/Shawn roll in the hay..... Reading this episode brought up another logic blooper question(s) -
Shouldn't Phillip's unborn child from the surrogate be close to being born? I can't tell the timelines anymore.....
Shouldn't Sami be showing alittle bump or something?
Side note: I wonder what Phillip will do when he finds out that he has a kid out there by the surrogate (and Meems being the mom and all)
Keep on rockin' !!!!!
Thank you Angel, I keep asking that, but no one seems to notice.
Willow and Sami got PG about the same time, yet Willow is about to pop and Sami looks the same as she ever did.
And yeah, the surrogate baby should be born by now.
Seems like I remember Bonnie saying something about Victor bailing her out of jail or paying for her defense or some thing like that. Maybe she told him about the baby and he will be getting it. Or maybe Phillip knows all about it and just isn't saying anything.
Who knows.
I just feel sad for people like that anonymous writer who doesn't get a gem like Prevuze. They obviously can't just lighten up and enjoy life or appreciate the intelligence with which it's written. Without Prevuze to start my day it would be the pits.
Prevuze, PLEASE don't change one single snarky thing!!!
TY, TY, TY!!! You gave me much needed laugher this am!! Prevuze is always great, but I think this edition might be the best yet! Your
"More heavy breathing. Lucas stands in the bathroom breathing into his cell phone and snickering." just came outta nowhere for me and brought tears to my eyes. Well so did the mental image of lucas scurring around in next to nothing...ick...
Anyway - Thank You!!
I have been watching since day one - I am also in my early sixties and want to say how much I enjoy prevuze with all the comments included. Being a true Days fan, those comments make the show so much more enjoyable and are often things I have thought of myself - LOL. So, that one anonymous person who doesn't "get it" = I say 'find another site for your daily updates'. Keep up the good work prevuze.
Day-um Prevuze! Look at you rocking the comments today. Great installment. My finely tuned sense of humor had NO problem seeing the humor in it. MK, BEST. BARFBAG. EVER. You are still my hero!
keep up the good work prevuze...your site is the one of the reasons i even pay attention to Days.
BOO to those anons. they need to go find another recap site.
---Jenni
Keep the blog just like you want it! After all, it is your space.
I hate self-righteous posters!
I like Sami =]
my favorite!
What a wonderful post! Hilarious.
Cheers,
Barry
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