Nutty Nursery Rhymes by Mother Prevuze

LITTLE JACK D.
Little Jack D,
Pretended to be,
Full of vigor and vim.
He drummed up a guy
For his honey-pie,
And if I were Jen, I’d boot him.

CHLOE’S LAMENT
Chloe, Chloe, quite the whiney
Why do you blubber so?
‘Cause the writers’ nuts,
All in a rut,
Thank God I am leaving the show!’

SAMI & Stan
Stami had a little lie, little lie, little lie
Stami had a little lie,
And left clues in a trail.

And everywhere that Stami went, Stami went, Stami went
Everywhere that Stami went,
Kate stalked her without fail.

One day Kate followed her to jail, her to jail, her to jail
One day she followed her to jail
To try and dig up dirt.

But Roman loved his little girl, little girl, little girl
Yes Pard & Lucas loved the girl
So Kate did not prevail.

Until poor Sami’s wedding day, wedding day, wedding day
Yes on poor Sami’s wedding day
Kate’s stunt made Sami wail.



Belle & Phil
Belle & Phil went to Hollywood Hills
to fetch some decent writers.

But Riley showed up,
Poor Salem is stuck,
And the ratings are tumbling faster.


The Supercouple’s Lament
Oh where, oh where have our couples gone?
Oh where, oh where can they be?
With the love cut short and the “Days” months long
The audience is un-hap-py.