A Strumpet

Steve & Kayla bring Stephanie an apple pie and a gun. Are Kayla’s pies that bad? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Patch: “Be sure to clean your gun regrlarly.” Stephanie: “Is it dishwasher safe?” #DAYS

Stephanie isn’t sure she wants kids. Alex wants kids. Joy shows up with Alex’ daughter. Man, this is gonna work out great for everyone! #DAYS

Alex thinks maybe he should take a paternity test to see if he’s the father. Joy assures him he’s the father. He says he trusts her but, as the old saying goes, “trust but verify.” #DAYS

Patch: “Don’t mess with Stephanie.” Would surprising her with her husband’s daughter with Joy count as messing with her?” #DAYS

Joy has returned to Salem as a redhead. That proves she’s a strumpet. #DAYS

Theo: “I didn’t want to be No-no’s executor.” Then you should have said no-no. #DAYS