The Stick Up Johnny's Ass

L'il T gives his parents a dose of reality. #DAYS

Leo: "Scandals, dear Chadwick, are my raisin d'etre." Dried grapes are my raisin d'eat. #DAYS

Leo: "OMG, Chadwick, is this a dating app?" If Chad's using a dating app it must be hard-up.com – your only option is to swipe right on every picture. #DAYS

Straight guy viewers everywhere are praying for the top of Chanel's sweater to drop just a little bit more. #DAYS

Bekke to Shawn: "I don't know when I'm going to stop going after guys who are totally wrong for me." Belle is rushed to the hospital to have her foot extracted from her mouth. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Liam: "I don't want to take your handout." Abe: "Pretend you're robbing me." #DAYS

Johnny lets EJ look at L'il T then snorts, "This changes nothing between you and me." That stick up Johnny's ass seems to be making him particularly cranky. #DAYS

Paulina looks at L'il T, "Sound asleep… just like his mama." If you would shut up his mama might stay sound asleep. #DAYS