Infidelity

Theo stares ominously at JJ's badge. Not to worry, Theo. He's a Salem cop. He's lucky he could figure out how to pin the badge on. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Maggie: "If you and Tate spent the night together I have to ask… are you still a virgin?" Holly: "I am today." Maggie: "What does that mean?" Holly: "I've never had sex on a Wednesday." #DAYS

Julie: "Time goes quickly for some, slowly for others." Apparently Julie has been doing some reading about Einstein's theory of relativity. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Shawn: "Theo was cheating on Claire." Belle: "I guess infidelity runs in our family." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Julie: "I'm going to keep Doug in my heart… and my vibrator in my nightstand." #DAYS

Marlena: "By the time Kristen is out of prison she will have missed almost all of Rachel's childhood." Every cloud has a silver lining. #DAYS

Abe to Theo: "Stay with us. We have lots of space." But the Salem Inn has all that privacy. #DAYS