Gibberish

Young Johnny, from Salem, out on bail,
Had a look that was woefully pale.
"I swear it's a frame!
I'm not to blame!"
He cried, as they hauled him to jail.

Next on #DOOL — Ali and Doug's relationship progresses… from a one-night-stand to a double-feature. #DAYS

Rachael to Brady and Kristen: "STOP FIGHTING! Don't be sorry to me. Be sorry to each other." Thank God there's at lease one adult in the room. #DAYS

Chanel to EJ: "You may think blood is thicker than water but I'm Johnny's wife and I don't believe that." Scientific fact: blood is thicker than water. #DAYS

Looks like the baby isn't pulling Braxton-Hicks. It's full blown contraction-tricks. #DAYS

Apparently Ali is getting to know Doug "love-'em-and-leave='em" Williams a little better. #DAYS

Maggie to Holly: "Why did you not decide to go to Salem U?" Let's see, Salem U vs. the Sorbonne… decisions, decisions. #DAYS

I think Sophia is about ready to literally throw out the baby with the bath water. #DAYS

Holly: "I'm going to the Sorbonne." Tate: "Est-ce tu parle Francaise?" Holly: "Stop talking gibberish." #DAYS

OK, Bayview – get a room ready for Sophia. #DAYS