Friends With Expired Benefits

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "I don't care what Seth Burns said. I don't care if he said he saw me having an orgy." Abe: "When did you have the orgy?" #DAYS

Miranda to Arrow: "Reagan called you a no good, dirty… I can't say that name in Pineview." I'm pretty sure the word is poop-head. Sorry to be so crude on this family friendly venue. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: The plunger actually kills someone with a toilet plunger. #DAYS

The show opens with Phillip sitting there half naked. If he had his pants off, too, we could get a look at his spiffy new mahogany bedpost peg-leg. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sophia: "So… we did that. Are you glad it happened?" Tate: "It's hard to say. Why don't we do it again so I can tell for sure." #DAYS

From now on Johnny and Joy will have to remain friends with expired benefits. #DAYS

Tate-Sophia-Holly is starting to remind me of Archie, Betty, and Veronica. Maybe Tate should pick up a few Archie comic books for pointers on how to play both ends against the middle. #DAYS