Speaking French Makes Me Horny
I see Faux Abby and Chad took the non-stop Super Sonic Transport to Paris. That would be believable if Salem was big enough for an international airport and if the SST still existed. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Clyde: "I don't get your generation. You half-ass everything." Mark: "Then why are you the one in prison and I'm not?" #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Chad: "Veux-tu couche avec moi?" Faux Abby: "Quel choc! Pourquoi me demandes-tu ça maintenant?" Chad: "Because speaking French makes me horny." #DAYS
If Sarah recants her claim that she saw Brady, EJ will charger her with perjury. That puts her between a rock and a hard place. Or with Xander advising her, I guess I should say that puts her between a blockhead and a hard place. #DAYS
Horny Chad is buying FauxAbby's entire crock of BS. #DAYS
Not that I'm on scumbag Fiona's side but she should have asked Eric "who died and made you prosecutor?" #DAYS
Faux Abby says she doesn't think it's a good idea to be intimate. Chad, on the other had, thinks it's a terrific idea. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Clyde: "I don't get your generation. You half-ass everything." Mark: "Then why are you the one in prison and I'm not?" #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Chad: "Veux-tu couche avec moi?" Faux Abby: "Quel choc! Pourquoi me demandes-tu ça maintenant?" Chad: "Because speaking French makes me horny." #DAYS
If Sarah recants her claim that she saw Brady, EJ will charger her with perjury. That puts her between a rock and a hard place. Or with Xander advising her, I guess I should say that puts her between a blockhead and a hard place. #DAYS
Horny Chad is buying FauxAbby's entire crock of BS. #DAYS
Not that I'm on scumbag Fiona's side but she should have asked Eric "who died and made you prosecutor?" #DAYS
Faux Abby says she doesn't think it's a good idea to be intimate. Chad, on the other had, thinks it's a terrific idea. #DAYS
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