Fornicating
Opening shot: Gay Paree. Or to be politically correct should I say LGBTQ Paree? #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Chad: "Are you Abigail?" FauxAbby/Catharina: "No." Chad: "I married you so we could be intimate and now that's impossible. Before you go can I at least cop a feel?" #DAYS
Stephanie: "Alex and I can't keep our hands off of each other." Jada: "I'll bet it will happen again." Stephanie: "I wouldn't bet against it." Oh, it's so likely to happen that DraftKings has suspended betting on it. #DAYS
Jada: "It's not a crime for two people to get together and occasionally have sex… unless someone wants more than that." Dear, God, like a relationship? Bite your tongue and wash your mouth out with soap. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "Can we not call what Alex and I are doing 'Lovemaking?'" Jada: "OK. How about if we call it fornicating?" #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Chad: "Are you Abigail?" FauxAbby/Catharina: "No." Chad: "I married you so we could be intimate and now that's impossible. Before you go can I at least cop a feel?" #DAYS
Stephanie: "Alex and I can't keep our hands off of each other." Jada: "I'll bet it will happen again." Stephanie: "I wouldn't bet against it." Oh, it's so likely to happen that DraftKings has suspended betting on it. #DAYS
Jada: "It's not a crime for two people to get together and occasionally have sex… unless someone wants more than that." Dear, God, like a relationship? Bite your tongue and wash your mouth out with soap. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "Can we not call what Alex and I are doing 'Lovemaking?'" Jada: "OK. How about if we call it fornicating?" #DAYS
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