Every Hooker In Salem
Stephanie busts into Payla's bedroom finding them smooching. Shock ensues. Later, Kayla is mortified that Stephanie might figure out they're going back in to have sex. This is just wrong on so many levels. #DAYS
They've drug out the old someone's-getting-the-wrong-idea-about-a-possible-proposal script. #DAYS
Stephanie to Steve and Kayla: "Which wedding was your favorite?" Only on #DOOL. #DAYS
Theresa to John and Marlena: "What is your secret for staying in love for all these years?" Six divorces? #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — John to Alex: "Just because it's Valentine's day doesn't mean you have to be intensely romantic. You just have to get laid." #DAYS
Johnny to Chanel: "Give me your tired feet, your burnt donuts, your lost car keys…" Isn't that what's inscribed on the Statue of Liberty? #DAYS
Johnny and Chanel get married "for the last time." Until Chanel's bisexual urges kick in. #DAYS
Theresa is as stupid, naive, and gullible as Gwen. Coincidence? #DAYS
John paid $100,000 to dance with Marlena? He could have had every hooker in Salem for that much. #DAYS
They've drug out the old someone's-getting-the-wrong-idea-about-a-possible-proposal script. #DAYS
Stephanie to Steve and Kayla: "Which wedding was your favorite?" Only on #DOOL. #DAYS
Theresa to John and Marlena: "What is your secret for staying in love for all these years?" Six divorces? #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — John to Alex: "Just because it's Valentine's day doesn't mean you have to be intensely romantic. You just have to get laid." #DAYS
Johnny to Chanel: "Give me your tired feet, your burnt donuts, your lost car keys…" Isn't that what's inscribed on the Statue of Liberty? #DAYS
Johnny and Chanel get married "for the last time." Until Chanel's bisexual urges kick in. #DAYS
Theresa is as stupid, naive, and gullible as Gwen. Coincidence? #DAYS
John paid $100,000 to dance with Marlena? He could have had every hooker in Salem for that much. #DAYS
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