Conniving Seductress

Maggie: "Once you've seen the dock and the Brady pub and the town square, you've pretty much seen it all in Salem. What about the International Airport?" #DAYS

Gwe-resa doesn't want Alex to have to serve dinner on paper plates so she buys him a set of dishes, then moves in on him like she wants to be the main course. #DAYS

Eric says he's heard you can advertise in newspapers for birth parents. Apparently, the Internet has not yet come to Salem. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwe-resa: "I just don't know where I'm going to live. Any ideas?" Alex: "I just bought a new refrigerator… Would you like the cardboard box it came in?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kayla: "I had a bad day. I was handcuffed to a hospital bed." Patch: "Did you keep the handcuffs?" #DAYS

Alex: "Theresa Donovan, you are many things but a fool is not one of them." Conniving seductress, however, is one of them. #DAYS