Panties That Drop As Fast As A Cannonball

Theo should ask for Jerry Prentiss' autograph. It's not every day you run into a Hollywood A-Lister down at the docks. #DAYS

Li is the mastermind behind the attempt to kill Stephan, yet the Salem Police department lets Stephan and Gabi into the conference room to badger him. Don't you wish the police department in your town was that inept? #DAYS

Even though she would be reluctant to help them, Kristin and EJ come to Marlena "with all due respect," and also because she's the only psychiatrist in town. #DAYS

For a gal who's been around the block a few times, Gwen sure is naive. #DAYS

Gwen is every guy's dream… gullible and wears panties that drop as fast as a cannonball on Jupiter. #DAYS

Gabi to Stefan: "Harris Is a Navy Seal. If he would have had a chance to shoot you he wouldn't have missed." If Harris was a true pro, he would have walked into the room, blown a round into Stefan's brain and walked out in about five seconds. #DAYS

Maghan: "What we have ahead of us is happy days." Be sure to invite Ritchie, Potsie, and the Fonz. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: "Why don't you want to have sex with me?" Rex: "I'm not that kind of boy." Sarah: "Yeah, but I'm that kind of girl." #DAYS