A Home for Wayward Matrons

Nicole: "Eric and I had a one-night-stand." That's almost as long as their marriage lasted. #DAYS

Is Dimitri Von Lunchhour coming on to Kate… who by this time must smell like rotted fish guts? #DAYS

If Nicole is in the early stages of menopause I guess we can consider the kid she's about to have her "last hurrah." #DAYS

Nicole can't keep the pregnancy from Eric and EJ very long… unless she just goes off to another city and lives in a Home for Wayward Matrons until she has the kid. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "I can't believe I'm pregnant. I don't even know who the father is." Kayla: "Can you narrow it down?" Nicole; "It's either Eric, EJ, or the Salem Men's choir." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "Does Kayla know why you had the pain?" Nicole: "It was something I ate." EJ: "You ate a baby?" #DAYS