Have Allie Get A Strap-On

BULLETIN: After Leo's singing Peacock immediately demands that #DOOL go back to NBC. #DAYS

Uh-Uh-Uh, Chanel. You're in a committed relationship. If you're that interested in what Johnny has, you should have Allie get a strap-on. #DAYS

Allie says she doesn't like Johnny leaving sweat stains around and dirty dishes in the sink. What she's really worried about is with him around Chanel no longer needs to buy Playgirl Magazine. #DAYS

Nancy to Clyde: "Did you ever really love me?" Guy Manual rule 79B: Even if you hate her to the core, the answer is YES. #DAYS

Johnny walks out wearing only a towel and sets a #DOOL record. It's the only towel scene ever in the show where the towel didn't drop. #DAYS

Chanel: "I'm not interested in Johnny. Just take that at face value." If everyone in the world took things at face value… the liars would win. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "I had a sex dream about you." Eric: "And I had a sex dream about you." Nicole: "OMG… did we use protection?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jack: "Jennifer is taking pain killers." Julie: "What about you?" Jack: "I'm married to her. I'm taking pain-in-the-ass killers." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Abby: "I will never stop loving you." Chad: "So now that you're a ghost, what are the rules about having sex?" #DAYS