Salem: Where Human Brains Are In Short Supply

Roman: "Sorry, kids, I already closed up." Pauline: "No problem. We already ate at the bistro." Because there may be a Covid vaccine, but there is no such thing as a ptomaine vaccine. #DAYS

Allie to Chanel and Gabi: "I believe this is what sociologists call flirting." Watching Alex, I believe it's what they call drooling. #DAYS

Brady: "I wouldn't put it past Kristen to go after full custody." Of Rachael or Brady? #DAYS

Paulina to Roman: "When you find love, don't cut off your nose to spite your face." Yeah, but if you cross her, Kate is the kind of woman who might cut off something else. #DAYS

If another babe sits down at that table testosterone will start oozing out of Alex' ears. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Shinn; "Dr. Rolf is a wizard of the human brain." Kristen: "Then what's he doing in Salem where human brains are in short supply?" #DAYS