Naughty Girls Are My Favorite

So Salem Hospital increased security after the doc was caught dealing drugs. Horse-Escapes→→→Close-Barn-Door. #DAYS

Chanel: "I've been a brat all my life." Johnny + Chanel = Brat² #DAYS

Shawn says he won't betray Phillip's confidence. Phillip says he won't betray Shawn's confidence. Shawn and Phillip… a couple of con-fidence men. #DAYS

I may have to stop in the middle of the show. I just got a text from some rando in a sleazy hotel and I have to rush right over. #DAYS

Be careful, Shawn. Jan is such a tramp she could have contracted an STD just lying in bed. #DAYS

Shawn: "This could be a trap." Just like your brain, Sherlock. Only that's a lint trap. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jan: "While I'm out of the coma and under your control, can I… you know… sin?" Satan: "You may." Jan: "Can I break all of the commandments, especially the one about adultery?" Satan: "Yes… definitely adultery. I'm like all the guys in town – naughty girls are my favorite." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "It's Christmas Eve and I want to spend it with my wife." EJ: "Wrapping presents?" Johnny: "Unwrapping… her." #DAYS