Everyone's Favorite Sex Position
Note: Executives at Triple-X Studios have announced that the sequel to "Debbie Does Dallas" will be "Nicole Does Salem." #DAYS
Kristen to John: "You can see me, feel me, touch me..." John: "Is this Days of our Lives or the rock opera Tommy?" #DAYS
Kristen tries to seduce John. I don't see how he can resist. I mean, isn't everyone's favorite sex position hanging by a chain dangling from the ceiling in a crypt? #DAYS
Rafe rejects Ava. Now that he has tasted the succulent passion of Misty Circle he's ready to ditch the entertaining but mundane distraction of a Mafia Princess. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — EJ: "Why don't you want to have sex?" Nicole: "I don't want to be more of a slut than I already am." EJ: "You're already at the bottom of the slut-barrel. It would be impossible to be any more of a slut than you already are." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Xander: "After Sarah, I met Gwen. We were both in a bad place, so together we got into a good place… the bedroom." #DAYS
Kristen to John: "You can see me, feel me, touch me..." John: "Is this Days of our Lives or the rock opera Tommy?" #DAYS
Kristen tries to seduce John. I don't see how he can resist. I mean, isn't everyone's favorite sex position hanging by a chain dangling from the ceiling in a crypt? #DAYS
Rafe rejects Ava. Now that he has tasted the succulent passion of Misty Circle he's ready to ditch the entertaining but mundane distraction of a Mafia Princess. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — EJ: "Why don't you want to have sex?" Nicole: "I don't want to be more of a slut than I already am." EJ: "You're already at the bottom of the slut-barrel. It would be impossible to be any more of a slut than you already are." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Xander: "After Sarah, I met Gwen. We were both in a bad place, so together we got into a good place… the bedroom." #DAYS
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