He'll Pop Up In China

Jack: "Gwen is my daughter. I'm going to support her." Abby: "I just don't know how to react to that." For starters you could move out of the way and let the lead balloon that is now dropping fall on your father's head. #DAYS

The hole Jack is digging himself into is so deep he'll pop up in China any second now. #DAYS

Sarah: "Xander and I are getting married." Chloe: "Want some advice… run for the hills." Good advice. Maybe she'll find a cure for anorexia there. #DAYS

Abby: "Gwen's only goal is to break apart this family." Oh, heck, by Christmas she'll have her own bulb on the Horton Tree. #DAYS