Born Screwed Up

Priest asks Julie if she's prepared to be a godmother. Julie gives a
speech. Translation: "Yes." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanell: "You gave those two kids a college education
and left me high and dry just because I've make mistakes? Have you ever
heard of compassion?" Paulina: "Have you ever heard of a spanking?" #DAYS

Five hundred dollars for champagne? You guys could have had just as much
fun guzzling Boone's Farm. #DAYS

Looks to me like Pauline needs to use a bit of her dominant personality
to reel in Channel. Like, instead of just taking care of the bill
herself she should make the little brat get a job to pay it. #DAYS

Eli: "Let's do our best not to screw our kids up." That ship has sailed.
It's Salem. All kids are born screwed up. #DAYS