Dust Her Butt

Rafe: "Eric would be a fool not to come back to you." What does that make him for leaving her five minutes after they were married?" #DAYS

Apparently every time Jack has a kid he passes the crazy gene to the next generation. #DAYS

Tiffany's dress is so tight you could probably dust her butt for Jack's fingerprints while she's still wearing it. #DAYS

Bulletin: Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning and predicts it will take Laura six more weeks to finish telling her story. Get to the point, girl!