Foreplay

John walks in on Steve and Tripp and hits Tripp with a patented Lucas
Horton sucker-punch. #DAYS

Steve: "Once John comes to his senses he will realize that punch was
totally uncalled for." I'm sure that makes Tripp's broken jaw feel
better. #DAYS

Tripp passes on a paternity test and walks out the door. I don't know
where he is going but it's a sure bet it's not to a MENSA meeting. #DAYS

Phillip: "Aside from being a moron, Xander is a hot head." I'd say
Phillip's head isn't exactly a block of ice either. #DAYS

Q: What does Xander call an argument with Sarah? A: Foreplay. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "I don't know why you would bother getting back
together with Xander." Sarah: "Have you seen him naked?" #DAYS