Sub-Optimal

Allie? If they SORAS her that much again she'll be on Social Security. #DAYS

Steve: "Did I say anything stupid last night? Kayla: "Only when you were talking." #DAYS

Steve: "Sometimes a man doesn't need a reason to make a fool of himself." Kayla: "True. Sometimes, like in your case, it comes naturally." #DAYS

John: "Thank God Claire has the best shrink in the world to help her." Marlena? Her nickname is Sigmund Fraud. #DAYS

History refresher: Allie and Johnny are Sami's children. They are twins, but with two different fathers. Allie's father is Lucas; Johnny's is EJ. Another #DOOL miracle. #DAYS

Hope: "If I was in your shoes I couldn't think at all." No one in Rafe's shoes can think. Especially Rafe. #DAYS

Allie opens her coat. Eric: "You're pregnant." Well, I don't think it's gas. #DAYS

The adoption agency says Will and Sonny's domestic situation is sub-optimal. Frankly, all of Salem is sub-optimal. #DAYS