He Wasn't Firing Blanks

Guy Manual advice for Eli: "When you think she 'looks like she's got
something going on' and she gives you that thousand-yard blank stare,
you can start calling yourself 'Daddy.'" #DAYS

Eli to Lani: "Sleeping together on Christmas eve was a mistake." You
have no idea. #DAYS

Get a clue, Eli. What Lani is trying to tell you is you weren't firing
blanks, buddy. #DAYS