Saint Marlena

Jade was right: make a sex video and the world will beat a path to
your door. Unfortunately they're all there to criticize you. #DAYS

Saint Marlena has so much room to criticize Claire. #DAYS

Kate: "Andre and I have a wonderful platonic relationship." You won't
hear men using "wonderful" and "platonic" in the same sentence. #DAYS

Oh, God, Kate, give it up for poor Andre. Your membership application to
the Vestal Virgins was invalidated years ago. #DAYS