Buggy Whips

Buying a newspaper in the Internet age is the equivalent of investing in buggy whips after they invented cars. #DAYS

 

Chloe to her zygote: "Your momma's life turned into a real mess." Translation: Momma turned her life into a real mess all by herself. #DAYS

 

Justin is upset because Adrienne bought the Spectator. So sell it to him and a huge profit. #DAYS