The "I Faked A Brain Tumor Because I Loved You" Line

Chad uses the tired old, "I faked a brain tumor because I loved you" line. I used to use that one all the time. #DAYS

 

Theresa, parents may own their adult offspring in a few third-world countries but not here; not even in Salem. Tell Mommy to buzz off. #DAYS

 

Brady, Melanie didn't immediately say yes to your proposal. Thank your lucky stars and run. #DAYS

 

Hope: "Dinner with Kate and Clyde... I'd rather hold my breath and pass out." Please do. #DAYS