A Richter Scale For Stupidity

Melanie, if Brady adopts you can have all the advantages of monkey sex without the unfortunate consequence of having to pop a kid. #DAYS

 

Theresa wants Daniel to think about what Brady is doing to Melanie. In general, Daniel thinks about that kind of thing all the time. #DAYS

 

Maybe Aiden isn't a killer after all. Maybe he just gets REALLY upset when people won't open a door for him. #DAYS

 

Serena wants to know how stupid Nicole thinks she is. That's it! #DOOL needs a Richter Scale for stupidity. #DAYS

 

Aiden tells Hope, "I'll see if I can dig up some aspirin." Or some bodies in the back yard. #DAYS

 

Aiden finds the video. Maybe he and Hope should pop some corn, snuggle on the couch and watch it together. #DAYS

 

Nicole has a relationship with the Kiriakis family she can exploit? Maybe it's just with the ones she hasn't tried to electrocute. #DAYS

 

Nicole: "I love you more than ever." Daniel: "I don't know what to say." Say nothing. That way you can run away faster. #DAYS