Ditzy Women

Take heart, gamblers: The chance you'll win the lottery is much better than the chance EJ can hide this affair from Sami. #DAYS

 

Theresa's fresh off a 12-step meeting and needs to go to step 13: get completely stoned. #DAYS

 

Lucas says they admire ditzy women at Mad World. If he's there, they admire ditzy men, too. #DAYS

 

EJ and Abby agree IT can never happen again, then dive right back in. "Never" ain't what it used to be. #DAYS