America's Sodom And Gomorrah

Jennifer wonders how Abby could still be a virgin. I think that speaks for the mindset in Salem, a.k.a America's Sodom & Gomorrah. #DAYS

 

Maggie insists Melanie wasn't supposed to meet Nick this way. Of course she was. This is #DOOL. #DAYS

 

Clueless Sami, who has been around the block more than the Google Maps van, doesn't seem to get what EJ is after. #ItAintLunch #DAYS

 

Jennifer: the only mother ever to be found bawling because her daughter is a virgin. #DAYS

 

Nicole stands in the bushes and listens to Daniel and Jennifer. How Shakespeaian. Somehow the Bard pulled it off better. #DAYS

 

Nick searches the newspaper for jobs. How '80s. #DAYS