Left Hanging
Well, DOOLers, as sometimes happens, we got no satellite feed today. I have spent years trying to figure out why we sometimes don't get a feed, but haven't made much headway. I checked the listings and don't see any major events coming up next week that would preempt things. With Michael Jackson and Wimbledumb long gone, I can't figure any reason they wouldn't be having a show in the US on Monday.
Perhaps they are pre-planning for the president to have a hangnail that they can report on for the full hour. Or maybe the "beer-summit" at the White House got out of hand and instead of reporting on a presidential hangnail, they'll be reporting on a presidential hangover.
There is always, of course, the possibility some mischievous mammalian miscreant maliciously masticated through our cable and the problem is with our equipment. I can check that out later but, OMG, I Hope we don't have to get Norris out here. He already has my firstborn.
So now we have all these unanswered questions:
Will they be able to determine if Chloe is still in her coma, or just doing an imitation of Rafe?
Beating himself up in his jail cell over the love triangle he's involved in, will Daniel choose Lucas or Carmine?
Will Kate win the Betty Crocker Cookoff with her recipe for "Killer Brownies?"
Will the Salem Police finally capture Luke O. Sistine?
Will Sami finally choose a lover... Rafe... Lucas... EJ... I don't know... Brandon... Austin... The Salem Men's Glee Club... Anybody?
Will Kate finally accept Stefano's marriage proposal?
Will Abe follow in the footsteps of other politicians and publicly admit he's hooked up with some cheap whore, only to reveal it's Lexie?
Will Will write his will against his will?
Will EJ think Nicole is pregnant again when a new couch is delivered and he catches the scent of the foam rubber cushions?
Will Belle and Shawn finally be able to find their way out of Salem Harbor?
Will the next presidential "beer summit" be a futile attempt to reconcile the Lumis and the Ejamis?
Will Brady and Arianna finally get together without accidentally bumping into each other?
When Carly returns to the show, will she finally reveal who the song "You're So Vain" is about?
Will they finally get on with it and reveal Nicole switched the babies in time for the November sweeps? November 2015, that is.
And last, but not least, will we receive the shocking news of a major cold snap in hell and also learn DOOL has been renewed for another year?
I guess we won't know until Monday. With no feed today they've just left us hanging. Like the president's nail. Hey, it's FRIDAY! Make it a great one. We'll see you on the flipside of the weekend.
Perhaps they are pre-planning for the president to have a hangnail that they can report on for the full hour. Or maybe the "beer-summit" at the White House got out of hand and instead of reporting on a presidential hangnail, they'll be reporting on a presidential hangover.
There is always, of course, the possibility some mischievous mammalian miscreant maliciously masticated through our cable and the problem is with our equipment. I can check that out later but, OMG, I Hope we don't have to get Norris out here. He already has my firstborn.
So now we have all these unanswered questions:
Will they be able to determine if Chloe is still in her coma, or just doing an imitation of Rafe?
Beating himself up in his jail cell over the love triangle he's involved in, will Daniel choose Lucas or Carmine?
Will Kate win the Betty Crocker Cookoff with her recipe for "Killer Brownies?"
Will the Salem Police finally capture Luke O. Sistine?
Will Sami finally choose a lover... Rafe... Lucas... EJ... I don't know... Brandon... Austin... The Salem Men's Glee Club... Anybody?
Will Kate finally accept Stefano's marriage proposal?
Will Abe follow in the footsteps of other politicians and publicly admit he's hooked up with some cheap whore, only to reveal it's Lexie?
Will Will write his will against his will?
Will EJ think Nicole is pregnant again when a new couch is delivered and he catches the scent of the foam rubber cushions?
Will Belle and Shawn finally be able to find their way out of Salem Harbor?
Will the next presidential "beer summit" be a futile attempt to reconcile the Lumis and the Ejamis?
Will Brady and Arianna finally get together without accidentally bumping into each other?
When Carly returns to the show, will she finally reveal who the song "You're So Vain" is about?
Will they finally get on with it and reveal Nicole switched the babies in time for the November sweeps? November 2015, that is.
And last, but not least, will we receive the shocking news of a major cold snap in hell and also learn DOOL has been renewed for another year?
I guess we won't know until Monday. With no feed today they've just left us hanging. Like the president's nail. Hey, it's FRIDAY! Make it a great one. We'll see you on the flipside of the weekend.
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Will they be able to determine if Chloe is still in her coma, or just doing an imitation of Rafe?
Prevuze the first question out of the gait sent my keyboard and monitors (yes, I have two) running for cover! I’m sure my boss didn’t have this use in mind but I can read Prevuze on one monitor and tap away on Word Perfect using the other monitor.
Here are a few of my unanswered questions:
Will we miss the debut of Arianna’s face transplant?
Why did Sami interrupt fabulous sex with Rafe to answer the phone and exactly why is she wearing a pink ribbon around her bicep?
Having failed with Meredith, has Stefano contacted Brian Urlacher and brought him to Salem to throw a chop block at Rafe in an attempt to break up his relationship with Sami?
Will Kate drop another outrageously color coordinated scarf in Daniel’s apartment and try to say it belongs to Chris or will anyone even notice that it’s a perfect match to her outfit?
Will the fashion police arrest Phillip and drag him off to Supercuts for a new do?
Oh yes, far too many questions that we know would have had far too few answers on today’s scintillating edition of DOOL. TGIF and TGFP!!!
As usual the lack of a Prevuze recap is softened by the substitution of a hilarious Prevuze riff.
Will I make it through the day without Prevuze?
Thankfully, I don't have to today. TX
Well, the only one I can say with certainty is that the scent of a foam rubber cushions from the newly delivered sofa should make
EJ very very suspicious...
And who'd be the baby's daddy this time, since EJ seems disfuncional in bed lately? What happened to his oh-so-potent sperm count of 2006 and 2008...
I say it's Rafe. He seems to be the only man on the show who can hold his own in the bedroom lately...and he probably does("hold his own") most of the times cause Sami is always interupted with a phone call or errand or something.
Thanks Prevuze for the hilarious recap of the NO show today!
How will we know if Maggie, while down at the police station visiting Daniel, puts out an APB on the missing Mickey?
Will Mia, with paycheck in hand from the Java, show up in her new Mercedes?
Will Ciara elope to Vegas with the stranger with the lollipop?
When I first read "no feed" I got ready for a Sami-level breakdown. But you came through, Prevuze, and I believe thanks to your efforts - and the fact it's TGIF - I can calm down. Have a happy weekend to all!
OMG Betyar - where's the censored link for your comment. lolololol
KOTU
How do we know that Sami isn't the one shaving EJ's chest in that picture? Maybe she prefers clean chested men.
Once again Prevuze is best when Dayz isn't on!
Will Sami finally choose a lover... Rafe... Lucas... EJ... I don't know... Brandon... Austin... The Salem Men's Glee Club... Anybody?
I heard she was going after the Salem Gay Men's Glee Club to put them off women forever ...
Will they ever tell us why they hired a nuMikey but we STILL never see him?
Love the snarky comments abouts Norris.
If you haven't already discovered, DaysCafe has a Monday report.
http://dayscafe.com/
If your feed comes from Canada, it's a holiday in Ontario on Monday.
Maybe they aren't showing it in Canada on Monday since it is a Canadian feed you watch. I use to watch the same one when I had a big dish and this often happened.
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