Friday, October 21, 2005

Speaking Of Floozies...

Streets of love plays. Lucas dresses. Sophie gives him a wolf whistle.

"Thank you," says Lucas.

"The pleasure is all mine," says Sophie.

Lucas wants her to help select a tie, "Which tie says 'power?'"

"You say power," says Sophie, "You're gong to kick ass at Titan."

"I have to support Will now," says Lucas, "Sami doesn’t have a job. With her track record no one would hire her."

Sami is ecstatic. Austin has hired her for his new company. Austin says, "Well, we'll give it a try and see how it goes."

"You won't regret it," says Sami, "Your company will do so well, and I will be a great assistant. With you living here, I will be available 24-7."

"That won't be necessary," says Austin.

"Think how much money you will save on office space," says Sami.

"You're sure I won't be in the way," asks Austin, "

"No," says Sami, "It's perfect."

Austin says, "Before we make this official, I want to set down some ground rules."

Nicole announces herself to Mickey's receptionist, "I'm Nicole Walker. I have a meeting with Mr. Horton."

"I'm sorry," says the assistant, "His schedule has changed. He's meeting with a VIP form New York."

Donald Trump comes in, "I'm sorry to keep Mr. Horton waiting."

"That's all right," says the receptionist, "You may go right in, Mr. Trump."

"WOW," says Nicole, "You're The Donald!"

He nods, "Yes."

Nicole babbles, "The Apprentice is my favorite show, and you are more handsome in person."

Donald isn't interested, "I really have to go. I'm late."

Nicole doesn’t care, "This must be fate. I'm in the process of a divorce form a rich husband. Perhaps you have heard of him, Victor Kiriakis?"

"As a matter of fact," says The Donald, "I have."

"The point is," says Nicole, "I'm available."

"Excuse me," says Donald, "I'm really very flattered, Ms Kiriakis. If you're looking for a job I, have all the apprentices I need but perhaps I can set you up with Martha."

"Thank you," says an unenthusiastic Nicole.

Frankie, fresh from Lucas' butcher/barber, comes out and introduces himself to Nicole, "I'm Frankie Brady. Sorry to keep you waiting. I'm helping Mickey out here."

"What's The Donald here for," asks Nicole.

"I really couldn't say."

"Couldn't or wouldn't," she asks, "Do you know anything about my situation?"

"Yeah. I have some bad news," says Frankie.

Chelsea knocks. Bo answers. "Hi," she says, "Am I interrupting?"

"No," says Bo, "Come on in. Hope is spending time with Abby's mom. Is everything OK?"

Chelsea says, "No, not really. It's Abby. I'm sure you heard about her dad. I still can't believe it. I don't know what to do to help her."

"Just be there for her."

"It just hurts to see her in so much pain," says Chelsea.

"Sad as it is," says Bo, "it will just get worse for her."

"If Hope were here she would just say I'm being a spoiled selfish brat like she always thinks," says Chelsea.

Meanwhile, Hope is at Jennifer's. Jennifer is trying to be strong for Abby. She feels like she will have a nervous breakdown. Hope tries to comfort her. She tells Jennifer she needs to get away. Hope is treating both of them to a day at the spa.

"That sounds like heaven," says Jennifer, "But I can't leave Jack. Every minute is precious to me."

Jack stands on the stairs and listens. He says to himself, "Sorry, Jennifer, I need you out of here. There is something important I have to do before I die."

Hope puts on a full court press. Jack comes in and agrees. Jennifer says she isn't going.

Jack says, "If you won't do it for yourself, do it for me and Abby and the baby. I need some time to rest."

"If you really want me to go," says Jennifer, "I won't have a good time, but I will go. Let me grab my things. I'll be back."

Jack tells Hope, "I'm telling you, we need this more than anything." He takes out his wallet, "Spare no expense." Hope won't take money. Jack thanks her.

Jack says, "This means so much to both of us. Your support will mean more after I'm gone."

"We Horton's stick together," says Hope, "We will be there for both of you."

Bo tells Chelsea, "Hope never said you are a spoiled brat, even though you are. She knows you are kind and loving and have had to put up with a lot." One out of three ain't bad.

"You understand," says Chelsea, "You're cool about everything."

"Not everything," says Bo, "There's Lockhart."

"Patrick helps me out," says Chelsea, "If I'm short on cash..."

Bo interrupts, "Don't take cash from him, or anything else."

She gives him the big eyes, "I feel bad asking you for it all the time. Billie and Hope think I am a loser. Patrick doesn't judge me."

"Just a few days ago I helped you out," says Bo, "What happened to the $250?"

"It's gone," says Chelsea, "I donated some money to the Light the Night Walk – that's OK, isn't it? Then I needed a few girl things like bras and panties..."

That did it. Bo's had enough, "OKOKOK. I guess girls are more expensive than boys. I love having a daughter, but I guess that means my wallet will be a little thinner. I'm giving you another $250. Don't spend it in one place."

"Oh, really," says Chelsea, "I don't need that much."

"That's OK," says the pushover, "I'll hit the ATM."

Chelsea says, "Thanks Dad, you’re the best. Do you mind if we keep this our little secret. I don't want Billie to know."

With the timing only a DOOL character can have, Billie steps in and asks, "What's this you don't want Billie to know about?" Everything.

Austin lays down the rules, "During working hours I'm the boss. Strictly business. After work, we're roommates, friends, sharing expenses in every way. I want to lay all the cards on the table – I don't want anything even remotely non-platonic."

Sami says, ""Oh, Austin we've been down that road before. When do we start?"

"I have to meet with Mickey Horton," says Austin.

Sami is a-rarin' to go, "I could go with you!"

"I can handle this on my own," says Austin, "Take the rest of the morning off. Relax while you can."

"Whatever you say, boss," Sami escorts him to the door. Austin leaves and Sami leans against her door. She's delighted, "Working with Austin. Living with Austin. My luck is about to change."

Mickey thanks his good-buddy Donald for the contribution.

Donald says, "I've learned with success comes the responsibility of helping. You do good work here and I want to wish you a happy 40th anniversary."

"We do have a colorful cast of characters here," says Mickey, "Maybe we could start reality show and give you a run for your money."

"Actually I think it would make a great soap opera," says The Donald. Great?

Nicole tackles him on the way out, "I was more than a trophy wife. I was CEO of a major corporation. I was wondering if you would consider me for a place in your organization. I would be a very willing employee working under you."

"I will get back to you," says Trump.

"Really?"

"No."

Frankie the skinhead invites Nicole into her office, "Shall we get started?"

Nicole snarls, "I'm still mad at Mickey pawning me off on some assistant."

"I assure you, I am a very experienced and accomplished attorney," says Frankie, "I have reviewed your case. Your husband has unlimited funds. They won't settle unless you accept a minimal payout."

"Like hell," says Nicole, "I got five million dollars for Lucas. Am I supposed to settle for less with Daddy Warbucks?"

Frankie says, "If you think you're getting five million from Victor Kiriakis, think again."

Sophie tells Lucas, "You have my number. You can call me." Hot kiss. Sami's jaw drops as she watches the shenanigans. Streets of love...

"Thanks for last night," says Sophie, "You were great."

"Any time," says Lucas.

Sophie leaves. Sami walks over to Lucas and says, "It didn't take you long to move on did it?"

"Sami," he says, "maybe you should do the same thing."

"I already have. You're not the only one with a new job," says Sami.

Lucas can't believe it, "Somebody hired you?"

"Yeah," says Sami, "It's a start up company. I'll be working at the right hand of the CEO."

"Who would hire you," asks Lucas.

"Your brother Austin," she says. Lucas stares.

Chelsea tells Billie, "You're following me again."

"No," says Billie, "I came over here to talk to Bo. What's the secret?"

"It's no big deal," says Bo.

"It was a big deal to me," says Chelsea, "Thanks DAD. See you Billie." She throws the money in a wheelbarrow and struggles out the door with the heavy load.

Bo and Billie chat about their darling daughter. Then they talk about Jack. Bo thinks Billie should give Chelsea a little time. A little cash would be more effective.

"In her eyes I'm the bad guy," says Billie, "I refuse to spoil her."

"I don't think giving her a gift now and then spoils her. We have to trust her a little more," says Bo.

"I'm glad you talked to her," says Billie, "She can talk to you."

"I don't want her going to Lockhart for anything," says Bo.

"Last night Patrick was just comforting her," says Billie.

Bo asks, "How can you be so sure he's not coming on to her?"

Billie says, "I know because Patrick has been coming on to me." Bo is ready to join the Kate Roberts 'Just Shoot Me Now' club.

Jennifer and Hope are at the spa. Jennifer is in shock, "Hope, these prices are outrageous."

"I promise you it won't break the bank," says Hope, "I'm not taking 'no' for an answer,"

"What would I do without you," says Jennifer.

"You'll never have to find out," says Hope.

Jennifer says she will get a basic massage and then head home. Hope says, "Jack made me promise I'd keep you here. Why do you think there is something else Jack is not telling you?"

Jack is on the computer, "This is it! This is definitely the way to go. As long as Jennifer doesn't find out."

"So Austin," says Mickey, "Carolina will get your incorporation papers."

Austin says, "Thanks Mickey."

Mickey says, "Your business plans are ambitious. I'd like to give you some ideas. If you're as successful in business as I am as an attorney, you're company will go down in flames in no time."

Nicole is ballistic. She isn't going to accept some meager settlement from Victor. Austin overhears. He tells her, "I was impressed with what you did for Titan."

Mickey takes Frankie aside and tells him, "Didn't I tell you she was something to handle?" Mickey introduces Frankie to Austin.

Austin asks for a word with Nicole in private.

Lucas asks, "Austin hired you?"

"Yes," says Sami, "We are going to compete with Basic Black and Titan. We will be very successful." Yeah, and Mrs. Murphy's Nursery School has challenged the New England Patriots to a football game this week, too.

"He made a mistake if you ask me," says Lucas.

Sami whines, "Why can't you be happy for me Lucas? You want to see me fail!"

"I want to see you succeed for Will," says Lucas, "You and Austin together... given your damn history?"

"He stood by me," says Sami, "I can pay him back. He will live with me and work from my apartment."

Lucas asks, "Are you saying he is moving in?"

"That is exactly what I am saying."

Belly laugh.

Billie assures Bo Patrick isn't coming on to Chelsea, "I'm not eighteen. If you can't trust Patrick at least trust me."

Bo says, "It's your life. I can't do anything about it. If you are wrong about the Boy Scout, though, our daughter will be the one to suffer."

Chelsea comes into the spa. She remembers Bo's words, "Don't spend it all in one place." She says, "What the heck. You only live once."

Jennifer can't stop thinking about Jack, "I can't put my finger on it. He is so worried about Abby and me. He will try to find some way to soften the blow for us."

"This won't be easy," says Jack, "I will need some help." He dials, "Luckily I know just who to call." Billie answers. Jack says, "Billie, I need to see you right away. It's a matter of life and death."

Mickey is glad Frankie is there. Frankie tells him, "I'm just glad to be working with you again. "

"That's right," says Mickey, "We worked together on the hospital fundraiser. That was some time ago. It seems like a lifetime. Or a couple of months in DOOL time. But I'm glad to have you here. My caseload is getting pretty heavy. There is the Kiriakis divorce, and It seems Marlena has asked John black for a divorce. On top of all that, I heard about Jack. It's terrible."

"I want to make sure Jack's things are in order," says Frankie.

"Everything. Totally," says Mickey, "I'm glad you are here for both of them. Jennifer says you have been a real comfort. A long time ago Maggie and I thought you and Jennifer would be married."

"It didn't quite work out," says Frankie.

"I hope you will be there for her. After Jack's gone," says Mickey.

"I will, Mickey, I promised Jack I would," says Frankie.

Nicole thinks it's great Austin is starting his own company. Austin says, "I'm hoping to eventually compete against Basic Black and Titan. I will need help. I was impressed by what you did for Titan. You not only kept it running but posted higher profits than ever before."

"Brady and I had great chemistry," says Nicole, "Now I am down and out."

"Maybe not for long," says Austin, "I have a proposition for you."

Lucas says, "I don't care if Austin is moving in. It won't take long until you are at each other's throats."

Sami insists, "Austin and I are friends."

"You don't have any friends Sami," says Lucas, "I heard you threatening Nicole. What do you have on her? Why don't you give her a break?"

Sami says, "If she stays out of my face, she won't have any problems. Speaking of floozies, I hope Will didn't see you with Sophie. I think he should be with his mother."

Lucas says, "He doesn't want to be with his mother. The only person you have to blame is yourself." Sami runs off.

Billie arrives at the Devereaux House of Doom. Jack says, "Thank you for helping me out. I need you to keep a big secret. Promise me you'll keep it to the grave."

"No," says Billie, "I hated keeping that secret form Jennifer. Please don't do this to me again."

"All right," says Jack, "I won't."

Billie does a 180, "I can't just refuse you. What is it?"

Jack asks, "Will you promise to keep the secret?"

"Yes I promise," says Billie.

"As long as you live? No matter what," asks Jack.

"As long as I live," says Billie, "No matter what. Come on. What is it?"

Bo opens his wallet. A couple of bucks and that's it. Bo says, "Hope and Billie will get rally cranky when they find out I gave more money to Chelsea."

Chelsea tells the attendant, "I'm going with the Platinum Package."

The attendant asks, "Will that be cash or charge?"

"Cash," says Chelsea. Hope watches as Chelsea hands the attendant a wad.

Austin returns to the apartment. He tells Sami the meeting at Mickey's office was great. He got the paperwork done, "I hired a new Executive VP. It's someone you will have to report to."

"Who is my new boss," she asks."

Nicole appears at the door, "Hi Sami. Say hello to you new boss!" A lead balloon crashes down on Sami's life.

Lucas walks up. "Oh yeah, this can't miss."

Frankie says he will do the best he can for Nicole. If he's as good as Mickey, Nicole will wind up paying alimony to Victor.

"Maybe Nicole can pick up the pieces and move on," says Mickey.

Frankie says, "I just hope Jen can do the same."

Jennifer vows to make every second count, "Maybe a miracle can happen. Maybe they can find a cure. Anything is possible as long as Jack is still alive."

Billie swears an oath to absolute secrecy, "What do you want me to do?"

"Nothing much," says Jack, "I need you to help me commit suicide." FF.


Previews
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Jack asks Billie, "What are you doing?" Billie says, "Calling the one person who can talk you out of it."

Jennifer tells Hope, "She'll run straight to Bo and that will put him in a tough spot." Hope says, I just want to make sure she's not taking advantage of her father." Chelsea lounges in Luxury at the spa.

Maggie asks Lucas, "Are you truly over Sami? Isn't there a part of you that is still in love with her?"

Nicole tells Austin, "I have to have a place to live." Austin asks, "Why don't you move in with Sami and me?" Sami spews her drink.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh. It was a hellacious night and frantic morning, but getting to Prevuze has refreshed me.

So many LOL moments today! First of all the pictures..."You're Fired" and the tiyptych of corporate offices were both hilarious.

The Devereaux House of Doom was inspired.

Talk about shameless plugs on the show - The Donald coming on and Nicole talking to him about The Apprentice almost tops the Rolling Stones using the show to plug their video.

What in the world would Trump need Mickey for? Perhaps to hire Mick as his WIFE'S attorney in his next divorce?? HAHAHAHA

7:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sami, Austin and Nicole living in the same apartment? They could revive all those old Threes Company scripts.

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am glad somebody else has been boticing how awful the mens' hair on this show is!!

11:12 AM  

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