The Sacred "Shacking Up" Vows

Rex to Sarah: "I'm sure if Maggie said she would keep your secret you can trust her." If the saying "loose lips sink ships" has any credibility, busybody Maggie could destroy the entire Russian fleet. #DAYS

Sarah to Rex: "Marriage is a lifelong commitment." In Salem, marriage is just a step up from a one-night-stand. #DAYS

Stephanie to Chad: "You and I made a commitment." What commitment… the sacred "shacking up" vows? #DAYS

Chad whines himself back into Stephanie's good graces. #DAYS

Chloe: "You got involved with EJ." Belle: "Shawn and I were separated at the time." And as we learned from Ross and Rachael, when you're "on a break" you're free to bang away whenever with whomever. #DAYS

Stephanie drags Chad in for some make-up sex. How the hell is he going to perform when he needs to grow a pair? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "What right do you have to tell me who I can be friends with?" Chad: "What right do you have to tell me who I can hate?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Justin: "Isn't there a part of you that wants another chance with Stephanie?" Alex: "Of course, and I always have trouble keeping that part in my pants." #DAYS