A One-Legged Adulterer

Belle: "Why didn't it occur to you that Jan might be pregnant?" Didn't we establish years ago that Shawn has the IQ of the Rock of Gibraltar? #DAYS

The Vegas Over/Under on how many nights Jake and Ava can sleep together without having sex is now so low it has been taken off the betting board. #DAYS

Shawn: "You don't have to worry about Jan being part of our lives." SHE'S HAVING YOUR KID, EINSTEIN."

Shawn to Jan "Just cut to the chase and tell me what you want." Look in the mirror,  buddy." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "You slept with a homicidal maniac." Shawn: "You slept with a one-legged adulterer." #DAYS

Gabi: "My boyfriend was stabbing me in the back." EJ: "I assume you are talking figuratively and mean with a knife." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jan: "I have been completely honest since I told you about our baby." Shawn: "You weren't so honest when you tricked me into conceiving our baby." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "What are you doing here?" Jake: "I was surfing porn-a-rama.com but wanted a better look at a pair of boobs." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "When did you get into town?" Eric: "I just got here. And when did you get into Nicole?" #DAYS