Announcement From Prevuze

You probably came here looking for Prevuze, but before we can publish today, we have to share a huge and exciting announcement. For years now, Prevuze has been one of the largest and most consistent publishers on Blogger. This has not gone unnoticed by larger media organizations and it was almost inevitable that one of them would approach us with a consolidation offer. That finally happened and after several weeks of negotiations, we are delighted to announce that Prevuze has been purchased by Rupert Murdoch Media, Inc.

Let us say right up front that this will not affect you in the least. We have every intention to continue publishing the same high-quality material you have been reading for years. We are not ones to bow to corporate censorship or pressure. Nor do we intend to back off or change at all now that cascading wealth has been cast upon us.

We believe it is a very positive thing that Mr. Murdoch happens to be a Days Of Our Lives fan (We would have said D*OL, but Mr. Murdoch believes that term is derogatory).

Mr. Murdoch (he prefers we not call him Rupert, but on occasion if he's in a good mood, we can get by with "Mr. M) has been watching D*OL since the late 1960's and he never misses an episode. We've had extensive discussions with him about editorial policy and we remain adamant things will not change just because our salaries now make last week's Powerball look like a cheap tip at Denny's.

In the meantime, however - and this has nothing to do with the wishes of Mr. M... urdoch, we have reflected on some of the inappropriate remarks we have made in the past. In the future we will tone down some of the childish and hurtful remarks we have made about some of the characters, especially Mr. M... urdoch's faves. But nothing will change.

In addition, we will be publishing later in the day so that the editorial policy board can have time to review our postings... for accuracy. The postings should be up around 5pm, at which time, you will have full access to all of the Prevuze material as long as you have paid the $19.95 annual subscription fee. For a small additional charge, you may also look at the pictures. Which... of course... will be subject to the approval of the editorial policy board. Because Mr. M... urdoch is so generous, each person submitting a picture will receive a free one-week subscription (subject to sales tax). If you submit a comment, you will also receive a free one-week subscription, but you must compliment Mr. Murdoch to qualify.

But please remember, nothing will change even though, to tell the truth, Mr. Murdoch holds our very lives in the palm of his hand.

Now, here's the great part. Today is Rup... Mr. M... urdoch's birthday. He has an excellent sense of humor and has always chuckled over the fact he was born on April Fool's day. Anyway, in celebration of His Excellency... Mr. M... urdoch's birth, we are bringing you today's episode FOR FREE (actually, one episode will be deducted from your first annual installment). So here it is, today's episode of Prevuze (Well, really we're now "Prevuze Presented by Murdoch Media, Inc."). This episode has been fully reviewed and approved by the editorial policy board, so enjoy...

PREVUZE PRESENTED BY MURDOCH MEDIA, INC.

Marlena, Sami and EJ visit John. Sami and EJ ask for help. Marlena cooks up a scheme where they all would move in with John. This pleases neither John nor Rolf.

Daniel, Chelsea, Phillip, Chloe and Kate join Victor for dinner at his mansion. Everyone toasts everyone else, but Chloe is left out of the mutual admiration society. Victor insults her and Chloe storms out.

A surprise guest shows up after dinner.


Be sure to visit PREVUZE II today, which is where we have stuck the REAL Prevuze since the old goat hasn't found out about that site yet.

How the heck did 'old goat' get past the editorial review board, anyway?