One Hell of a Piece of Ass

Scenes we'd like to see: During the maudlin ennui at Abby's grave, a hand sticks up through the dirt with Chad and Thomas running off screaming. #DAYS

I love the science aspect of #DOOL. If it weren't for DNA, how could it have so much of one of its favorite plot points – baby switching. #DAYS

Would someone please pop that pimple on Tate's face. #DAYS

Julie: "Happy Mother's Day. I know you're here with us." Alice: "Yes I am so please get me out of this granite block." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ toasts Nicole: "Holly, do you have anything to say?" Holly: "Yes. Why do you two get mimosas and I'm stuck with plan orange juice?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "I feel guilty for what I'm feeling right now." Johnny: "What are you feeling?" Chanel: "Guilty." #DAYS

Chad: "You are the glue that holds this family together." Julie: "That puts me in a sticky position." #DAYS

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Alex got Theresa a $100,000 diamond-encrusted watch. She must be one hell of a piece of ass. #DAYS

Rafe: "This links Gil to Li Shinn's murder." Jada: "How do we prove it?" A confession is about the only way the SPD can prove things like that. Unfortunately that won't work this time. #DAYS

$200K for a couple watches and $650K for a car. Theresa wonders if Alex is going crazy. It's more likely he's going broke. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kristin: "They found Gil's fingerprint on Gil's notebook in Li's blood. Do you know what that means?" Stefan: "Yes. It means that notebook is ruined." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "What do you think of Alex?" Brady: "He's shallow, a womanizer, and thinks he's God's gift to women." Marlena: "I never realized he's so much like you." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "Tate finally got his tux." Brady: "Tucks? I didn't even know he had hemorrhoids. #DAYS

Alex probably wishes Theresa would have told him how she felt before he started banging Kristin. However, it's my opinion he will be able to switch gears pretty easily, being the slut he is. #DAYS

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Next on #DOOL — Stefan: "I've never known you to be a romantic." Kristen: "Well, behind this ice cold exterior…" Stefan: "Is an ice cold interior." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — "You have no restaurant experience, yet you were running a restaurant. How can you explain that?" Ava: "I'm a great lay." #DAYS