What Are The Odds

Lucas to Chloe: "I have ulterior motives." There are many possible
ulterior motives in relationships but Lucas'is the mother of all
ulterior motives. #DAYS

Lucas plays the "I'm dying" card. Chloe's ladder may be missing its top
rung, but even she is smart enough to know people in Salem don't die,
they just stay off-script until Rolf or someone injects them with some
magic potion. #DAYS

If Lucas pulls this off he qualifies for the scumball of the year award.
#DAYS

Jake: "Kate and I are going to a secluded island." I hear the one that
used to be owned by a guy named Jeffrey Epstein is available. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Sami welcomes EJ back to town after she's just
had sex with Lucas. She jumps into bed with EJ and becomes pregnant with
twins with Lucas as one father and EJ as the other. Wait… that sounds
kind of familiar, doesn't it? #DAYS

Pauline to Xander: "You're not as dumb as you look." Chanell: "Wait,
that's only $50,000 each." Apparently Chanell is taking that
responsibility from Xander. #DAYS

Abe: "I didn't realize Chanell was Pauline's daughter. What are the
odds?" In Salem he's lucky they aren't brother and sister. #DAYS