Un-SORASing

Lani is shook up about David due to her close relationship to him. And by close relationship I mean none whatever. #DAYS

Princess Gina claims to be Rolf's masterpiece. Me, personally, I'd say bringing someone back from the dead trumps changing a personality with a computer chip. #DAYS

Gina: "I fooled the entire population of Salem for a year." That's about as hard as fooling my dog when I fake throwing a tennis ball and he goes chasing after nothing. #DAYS

BULLETIN: In response to the Coronavirus crisis, Salem has ordered all businesses closed. This has had no effect since almost no one in Salem goes to work anyway. #DAYS

BULLETIN: Titan stock, once more expensive than Berkshire Hathaway, has dipped to $1.98 a share. Merrill Lynch, which rates stocks Buy, Sell, or Hold, has now rated Titan as "Are You Out of Your Mind?" #DAYS

BULLETIN: Since the Coronavirus has a greater effect on older people, Dr. Rolf is busy un-SORASing everyone in Salem. #DAYS

It's good to have Hope back. If she's really Hope… MWAHAHAHAHAHA! #DAYS