You Know You Are A Dazed Fan If...

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YOU KNOW YOU’RE A DAZED FAN IF......

...you think a romantic evening is a bust because it wasn't on a rooftop with hundreds of burning candles.

...you know someone who died and you're expecting them to return.

...you sit down to a big fancy meal and don't eat a bite of it.

...you can recite the dialog along with the characters because they have the same lines to say over and over.

...you take a blood test before marrying to make sure it isn’t a long-lost or unknown sister/brother/parent.

...you endlessly discuss the merits of a Broe vs. a Bricole pairing or Lumi vs. Brami coupling with your chat group.

...you book a flight overseas and are disappointed when it takes longer than 15 minutes.

...you don’t understand why you actually have to show up at your job and put in a day’s work in order to get a paycheck.

...you send your kid off to summer camp and are surprised when the little darling has only aged one month rather than one decade when s/he gets back.

...you yearn to go to college for a semester or two and come out with a law or medical degree.

...you go in for plastic surgery and expect to come out looking like Diedre Hall or Drake Hogestyn...only to find out you just look like yourself with a nose job and chin tuck.

...you plan your day around the time DAYS comes on.

...take your high school diploma and apply to be CEO of your local mega-national corporation. And are shocked when you don’t get the job! (Unless one of your parents is the chairman of the board in which case you WOULD get the job.)

...you are thrown into the depths of despair if your VCR fails while you are away (and you can’t get SoapNet for your daily fix).

...you are as addicted to PREVUZE as you are to the real thing.