Ex-Lax

Eric gives Sloan the naked truth. Now it looks like she's done getting naked… and that's the truth. #DAYS

Bo: "Get the hell off of me." Steve: "That's what she said." #DAYS

Steve: "Bo Brady would never hurt me." Uhhh… He just got done reminding you how he put your eye out. #DAYS

Gwen: "Wow, Dr. Rolf sure gets around, doesn't he?" Not as much as Gwen does. #DAYS

Chanel: "Leo doesn't reveal his sources." That's what the Mafia calls Omerta. #DAYS

Eric should have gone to Krispy Kreme. #DAYS

So the mystery-substance-laced breakfast biscuits are great, eh? Well, among other things, Strychnine has no flavor. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: The mystery stuff put in the biscuits turns out to be Ex-Lax. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chloe: "You don't have the right to maul me in public." Xander: "How about in private?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "I hope one quickie in the basement was worth it." Stefan: "It wasn't a quickie and it was more than one." #DAYS