The DOOL Code Book

Steve's parrot is wearing an eye patch. Nice touch. It's on the parrot's wrong eye, but that's for camera angle. #DAYS

Kayla tells Joey she wasn't eavesdropping. "I was listening while pretending to be asleep." Apparently her academic credentials do not include a course in vocabulary. #DAYS

Paulina to Stephanie: "You'll be sorry when I call Victor and your other clients and tell them to cut ties with you ASAP. By the time I'm done with you, SJPR will be DOA with a DNR." I'll have to consult the #DOOL Code Book to figure out what the hell that means. #DAYS

EJ to himself: "Get a grip. There is no knife-wielding killer out there." It's Salem. There is always a knife-wielding killer out there. #DAYS