Only When I Get Horny

Jan to Belle: "Why would I try to pull you and Shawn apart when you're doing such a good job of it yourself?" She has a point. #DAYS

Johnny to Chanel: "Let's get married tonight." Note to Chanel: The intelligent answer is, "Let's wait a while and see how things work out." #DAYS

Belle to Jan: "Your baby will be a teenager by the time you get out of prison." About three or four years if they SORAS the prison sentence along with the baby. #DAYS

If Clyde drank that whole bottle of scotch during the time he was in the DiMera mansion, he'd be in Salem Hospital feeling no pain and being treated for alcohol poisoning. #DAYS

Sonny to Xander: "Sarah must hate your guts right now." Not totally true. Sarah is so mad she hates all of him. #DAYS

Belle is she threets to the wind. #DAYS

Nancy: "Ben could have been a model or a movie star." Or a serial killer. #DAYS

Johnny: "Let's get married." Chanel: "We can't. Things are different." Johnny: "Like what?" Chanel: "Like… now I would like you better if you were a female." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Holly: "Are you getting back together with Mommy." Eric: "No. I'm a priest." Holly: "You've quit being a priest before. Why don't you quit again?" Eric: "I only quit when I get horny." #DAYS