Two Pit Bulls Attacking A Bunny

Xander: "Claire's nuts." Xander offers Charlie a little Claire-ity about
his new girlfriend. #DAYS

Jan says she's not carrying a torch for Shawn. She's not… it's a
bonfire. #DAYS

Jan: "We both had a man who didn't want Phillip and we lost our minds."
Yeah, haven't found them yet, either. #DAYS

Jan: "I've never figured out why people spend a gazillion dollars on a
wedding." Hmmm… maybe Jan is in fact sane after all. #DAYS

Shawn invites Phillip to the wedding. Whenever Shawn walks into a room
the collective IQ drops precipitously. #DAYS

Xander: "If you see so much as a decimal point out of place I want to
know about it." Charlie: "What if Phillip uses floating point math?"
#ForNerdsOnly #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Both Jan and Phillip show up at Shawn and
Belle's wedding and sit in the back of the room making out. #DAYS

I've finally got Charlie figured out: He's a eunuch. #DAYS

Shawn and John gang up on Charlie. It's like two Pit Bulls attacking a
bunny. #DAYS

Julie: "I've discovered co-ed baby showers are all the rage." It's true.
They're all attended by women and gay men. #DAYS

The minute they find Belle, the wedding will be annulled. Of course, Jan
didn't think of that since her brain has been replaced by the rock she
fell on. #DAYS

It would save a lot of time if Jan's wedding dress could be converted
into a straight jacket. #DAYS