Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Lying Whores Don't Rest In Peace

Melanie stands in the hospital corridor and weighs her option, "London... sick people... London... sick people..." Her boss walks out and tells her to get to work. Melanie has a better idea, "I QUIT." She runs off and bumps into a guy at the nurses' station.

Chris and Kate sit at a table in the Java Café. Chris tells her he's researched other doctors for the medical segment of the TV show. Kate gets nasty. I gave you specific instructions. I WANT DANIEL!" Chris cowers like a puppy in a cold downpour.

Daniel jogs. And, of course, bumps into Chloe. They waste no time. Closer... closer...

Stephanie reads the note she has snatched for Phillip, "The car you ordered for Miss Stephanie Johnson has been delivered and is in the driveway." Stephanie apologizes. Phillip says it's her present for graduating form college with a degree in water heater disposal. They run to see it. The car... not the Ford Decker memorial water heater.

Melanie and the guy she bumped into brush it off and he tells Melanie he's looking for the administrative offices. Melanie directs him. He goes off as Brady comes up, "I think someone just fell... pretty hard."

Kate bawls out Chris. Chris gets the message,
"OK-OK-OK! If Daniel doesn't want to do this, we'll just have to use strongarm tactics."

"That won't be necessary," says Kate, "if you accomplished your mission of digging up dirt. For your sake, I Hope you did it." Chris shakes in his patent-leather boots.

Chloe... Daniel... kissing.... now, on to second base... suddenly Chloe pops out of her fantasy and she asks if Daniel is not doing the medical segment on Kate's show because of her. "I see they named you 'Chloe' because you don't have a 'cluey,' " says Daniel, "Hell, yes, it's because of you." Chloe tells him she is no longer having second thoughts.

Phillip and Stephanie come back onto the terrace as Phillip talks about the new car, "That baby does zero to sixty in eight seconds!"

Stephanie gasps, "What do you think I am, a race driver?" But, noble Stephanie, of course,can't accept it, "It makes me feel like a material girl and you know I'm not... Except for your millions, the stock in Titan and the mansion, I don't care what you have."

Phillip twists her arm fro about two seconds and Stephanie accepts. She tells him she'll stop being so manic form now on. Phillip gives her the news about the deal with the DiMeras and also about Victor letting him do the dealing. He vows never to let anything happen to her again and tells her to wait as he rushes off.

Stephanie grabs the note and wads it up. She digs into her purse, gets her bottle-o-pills and stares.

Melanie tells Brady she's moving to London. Brady can't believe it, "You have a good reason to stay here. The people in Salem lead terrible lives and God needs to punish us somehow."

Chloe wonders if they should have done things differently. "Different places... different positions... sounds like fun to me," says Daniel. She tells him things are fine with Lucas now. Daniel is glad for them. "Before," says Chloe, "I was feeling lost... weak..."

"You weren't seeing the big picture," says Daniel.

"Who wants to see a picture," asks Chloe, "With you naked in front of me?"

"But," says Chloe, "You have always (say it with her) been there for me. You're really an amazing guy. I just wanted you to know even though we can't be together I will always admire you and think of you, especially when I'm romping with Lucas."

Chris tells Kate he hasn't been able to get the information she wants. Kate explodes. There is a distinct possibility Chris wets himself,
"You scare me."

Kate booms, "If you don't get that information, you're going to discover a whole new definition of scary."

Chris goes to work on his computer. He gets the information. Kate looks at it, "We've got the good doctor right where we want him."

Daniel tells Chloe he's glad to know he's admired. Chloe continues to admire him in a fleshback. She asks who Kate got to replace him. Daniel says he doesn't know. "I guess they'll have to settle for second best," says Chloe. They shake and Chloe walks off. Daniel sits and huffs, then gets a phone call form Kate. She asks him to meet her at the Java Café, "What we have to talk about is going to change everything."

Melanie thinks Brady is a buzz kill. Brady reminds her she is making new friends in Salem. He offers to stand in for Max and be her big brother. "Salem doesn't compare to London," says Melanie, "Unless you can give me a really tiny reason to stay.."

Brady asks, "How about that guy that you were just talking to?"

Stephanie pops a pill and flashes back to Owen and her drawer. That calls for another pill. Phillip walks up. Stephanie eyes the pills, which are visible in her purse and suggests they do things later, then flips poles and decides they can continue their little party. Phillip pours champagne and toasts, "To us... and our love."

Down the hatch! "How about another," asks Phillip.

"What I want," says Stephanie, "has nothing to do with champagne." She tosses him onto the chaise. Across the way, Phillip's neighbor adjusts the telescope he has purchased just for such occasions and trains it on the romping couple.

Melanie says she has no idea who that guy was. Brady leaves but tells her not to leave town without letting him know. Melanie salutes, "Yes, officer, and I'll be sure to keep my ankle bracelet on."

"And don't forget the duct tape over your mouth," says Brady.

Melanie turns and asks the nurse who the hot guy is. The nurse says, "If you want to know about that man ask him yourself." Melanie turns to find the new guy standing right behind her and jumps out of her socks.

Chloe prays. She knows with God's help she can build a good marriage with Lucas. It seems God isn't being too helpful today and we have another fleshback

Kate sits at her table at the Java Café and stews because Daniel is late. She has a fantasy and sees herself walking through a cemetery. She comes up to Chloe's tombstone, "I've waited a long time for this. Guess what, Chloe, lying whores don't rest in peace."

Daniel walks up to her, "What's so important, Kate."

"I have an offer you can't refuse."

Chloe continues to pray. She remembers shaking hands with Daniel. The handshake turns into another hot time with Daniel. Chloe bolts from the altar and runs into father Matt out in the vestibule. Father Matt asks, "My goodness, what's wrong?"

Chloe says, "I'm cheating on my husband."

Prevuze

Kate wants to talk about the TV show, "Hearth and home offers to match your generous hospital salary and donate it to a breast cancer charity in the name of your former wife Rebecca."

Nathan and Melanie introduce themselves. Nathan says he just got into town from Nashville and he's hoping University hospital will give him the break he needs. Melanie stammers and offers to show him around Salem. Nathan gets a call, is summoned to the Brady pub and says he has to go. He scoots and Melanie cocks her head.

Oblivious Brady walks onto the Kiriakis terrace and finds Phillip and Stephanie scaring the wildlife, "WHOA!" Phillip stops him as he turns to go. Phillip's neighbor curses him. The lovebirds straighten up and Phillip informs Brady about the truce and Victor stepping back. Brady is a bit skeptical that the truce is for real.

Maggie rushes up to Melanie at the nurses' station and gives her the wallet she left at home. She asks about the nursing school application. Melanie says she turned it in. Maggie wants to talk about living arrangements, but Melanie rushes off.

Phillip gets a call. He goes off to handle things. Stephanie asks Brady why he wasn't so impressed about the truce. Brady says he just doesn't know if it will work and wonders if people are more focused on Sami's baby. He tells Stephanie about Grace actually being Sami's baby and the father being EJ.

Kate gives Daniel the sales pitch. Daniel says he never told Kate Rebbecca had breast cancer and wonders how she came up with that information. Kate says he must have told her at some point and goes back into sales mode. Daniel thinks something is up since Kate knows about his affair with Chloe, but wants him to do the show with her anyway. Kate tells him she wants to get past the anger. Daniel tells her to get some other doctor.

Father Matt tells Chloe to stay calm. Outside, a train speeds by. Father Matt would have a better chance to stop that with his bare hands. Chloe says, "I haven't slept with another man today,." She goes on to tell him that she has, however had that oh, so infamous impure thought, "What am I gonna do?"

Kate says she won't give up. Maggie walks in as Kate gives her final pitch and leaves. Maggie walks up and asks if Daniel is seriously considering doing the show with Chloe.

"How do you know what we were talking about," asks Daniel.

"I have radar that puts the technology in our armed forces to shame," says Maggie.


Daniel tells Maggie about the salary match, "I'm not sure I can work side by side with Chloe while she's dressed."

Stephanie gets a little woozy. She and Brady sit down to talk. Brady says he bets EJ will show up at the funeral.

Chris tells Kate the medical segment is ready to tape. Kate says she thinks Dr. Jonas will do the right thing.

Chloe tells father Matt about meeting with Daniel and being strong, "I'm still not over him father. I never will be. I'm more in love with him than ever."

Brady suggests maybe Stephanie shouldn't go to the funeral. She insists she is going. Phillip comes back. Now Brady gets a call, "What's this about? Oh... I see, the writers are too stupid to think of another way to get me off stage."

Phillip tells Stephanie he has to go to Chicago.

Melanie walks into Maggie's kitchen. The door opens behind her, "Hey Mia..." Melanie turns and .

"WHOA!"

Nathan stands there toweling off his naked, well-toned body. Melanie recovers, "You're not Mia! You're Nathan!"

"In the flesh."

"Well, yes, I'm not blind," says Melanie, "What are you doing in my house?"

Maggie says she can't tell Daniel what to do, then proceeds to tell him what to do. She tells him to concentrate on what good can come out of the TV show, "You may be stronger than you think."

Father Matt says, "Chloe, fantasies are not reality. They are what they are."

"Dialogue like that is way over my head," says Chloe, "but thank God Daniel turned down working with me on the TV show."

Daniel calls Kate and accepts the offer. She wants all of them to meet at the Kiriakis terrace.

Daniel asks, "Why the Kiriakis terrace?"

"Because that's the plan, Dan."

Kate hangs up and pulls the vial out of her purse, "Deadly poison. Absolutely untraceable. Goodbye Chloe. Goodbye Daniel. It will all be over soon."

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14 Comments:

Anonymous Berg said...

Oh for Pete's sake - you can tell this is a filler episode from a mile away.

(Fade in) DOOL writers sitting around a table. "Crap, we have to write another show and I am out of ideas". All writers nod their heads in agreement. Their post-it supplies have run short. "Someone in the truckload of mail this show gets suggested trained monkey's could do a better job". "I don't care if they can or can't let's find some and all go home and grab a nap".

(Fade in - Officer interior at DOOL) Trained monkey number 1 to trained monkey number 2 "I can't write this crap". "well if we want bananas we have to, in fact, let's write it so no one even suspects monkeys wrote it!" "How do we do that? We are after all much better writers than the humans". "We improvise, and pretend we don't have brains". "Hmmm, that will be hard. I guess I will aim to write as boring as watching paint dry". "Great idea, now our reputuation out in Monkeywood is saved, because no one will believe we wrote this crap".

Dena Higley walks by writers office, pops her head in - sees monkeys but doesn't realize it is not her full time writing staff. "Good stuff boys, keep up the good work!"

3:57 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Phillip says it's her present for graduating form college with a degree in water heater disposal.

…a truly great blast from the DOOL past. Ford Decker is always a super target for Prevuze snark!!!

Chloe wonders if they should have done things differently. "Different places... different positions... sounds like fun to me," says Daniel.

I bet you that Daniel has a veritable Kama Sutra of positions.

Melanie salutes, "Yes, officer, and I'll be sure to keep my ankle bracelet on."

"And don't forget the duct tape over your mouth," says Brady.

I hope they’ve ordered a case. Good grief!

Phillip tells Stephanie he has to go to Chicago.

How convenient – now Stephanie can make a scene at the funeral. Geez!

"Deadly poison. Absolutely untraceable. Goodbye Chloe. Goodbye Daniel. It will all be over soon."

If it were only that easy – killing two birds with one vial of poison. Kate – you go girl!!

Great photos, great update, boring show. I guess two out of three isn’t that bad. Anyway, I am traveling today and thought I would miss my daily fix of Prevuze. Thank goodness the hotel at which I’m staying has PCs with an Internet connection. Thank you Holiday Inn Express – how’s that for product placement!

5:44 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Berg - that scenario was inspired! lolol

And this was certainly a scene the trained monkies came up with as a cover:
Brady gets a call, "What's this about? Oh... I see, the writers are too stupid to think of another way to get me off stage."

“The people in Salem lead terrible lives and God needs to punish us somehow."

I don’t believe the Lord is that cruel. Even if he were, what did we, the poor viewers, do to deserve this? Other than voluntarily subjecting ourselves to this moronic show I mean?

I'm wondering what possible motive Kate would think people would believe for Dr. Dan poisoning Chloe? If he can't have her, no one can??

In order for that to be a motive, Chloe's affair with Dr. Dan would have to be made public. Lucas would not only lose the "love of his life", but find out at the same time she cheated on him. Yeah, that will make Luclueless's life all better Mommy Dearest!

I'm constantly in awe of how Prevuze (and helpers) breathe life into the deadest of episodes. The spot-on funny pictures ("Get a drawer") and wonderful new terms for the Prevuze lexicon like today's - fleshback Faboobilous!

6:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't it just last spring that Stephanie started college? Then after the whole Ford Decker storyline, college was never mentioned again, and she graduates? Dumb.

6:55 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Wasn't it just last spring that Stephanie started college? Then after the whole Ford Decker storyline, college was never mentioned again, and she graduates? Dumb.

It appears her college career was SORESed:

Soap Opera Rapid Education Syndrome.

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

OK. I can accept stolen embryos, implanted brain chips, Marlena being possessed and baby switching. But no way can I wrap my brain around Steponme graduating. Other than a couple of days interning at Kate or EJ's companies WHEN DID SHE EVEN GO TO A CLASS?!?!??!!??!?!!?

OK, I'm over it. Sort of.

Why doesn't Daniel just tell Kate to take her donation and, well, you know. And then say since you're in remission if you come near me again I'll get a restraining order.

I can't wait to see the funeral. With EJ and Steph showing up it should be a real solemn occasion. ;)

Loved Chris' pink dialogue and especially Victor's suggestion to Stephallip. HAHAHAHA

Thank you, Prevuze, for being the bright spot of my morning! :D

8:15 AM  
Anonymous astro girl said...

"get a drawer"

My cubicle mates all think I'm ready for the lunatic asylum.

11:15 AM  
Anonymous astro girl said...

"get a drawer"

My cubicle mates all think I'm ready for the lunatic asylum.

11:16 AM  
Anonymous WingNut '75 said...

On the Prevuze II clip with Nathan and Melanie, you have him saying "You're pretty but you're really it?"

It sounds to me like he's a bit more blunt than that. I thought he said "You're pretty but you're a real idiot."

11:57 AM  
Anonymous bgirl said...

I think that first quote on Prevuze 2 from Nathan to Melanie is "You're pretty, but you're a real idiot"

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Berg said...

And this was certainly a scene the trained monkies came up with as a cover:
Brady gets a call, "What's this about? Oh... I see, the writers are too stupid to think of another way to get me off stage."


Applecheeks - phew! The Monkeys were concerned they couldn't dumb down the episode enough and make it dull enough and would be found out. Thankfully they are eating their bananas and laughing at the dolts that really do write this show for a living.

1:45 PM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

You're pretty but you're a real idiot.

Thanks for pointing that out, guys. I made the correction in Prevuze II. Thing is, I must've listened to that a dozen times and just couldn't figure it. I never expected them to use a Prevuzism.

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a filler episode for sure!
Anyone else just so so so tired of the Daniel/Chloe fantasies? I'm like who in the heck cares- such a fauxmance to start with so let's just keep pimping the slobbery kisses and orange bodies- Barf!This cr@p just needs to end. Its like rinse and repeat everytime they are on together...No, I love Lucas, really...wait I had another thought...I'm love you more but I'm happy with Lucas and I'll stay in my marriage- then next time..No, I want both of you...why is God not telling me what to do? Think with your Brain Chloe...your real brain- you made a choice and you can't have it both ways-and why must 4 characters be so screwed (no pun intended) over just for Danloe porn...Cripes!
Kate, looks lovely and I'm must say...You go girl!! Go kick butt Kate Roberts style!

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stephanie graduates college with no party, no fanfare, no ceremony, not even a funny flat hat and tassel? When did she find time for class with working with Phillip, sleeping with Max and Phillip, chasing Max to France and back? And what happened to the soroity sistas? Aren't they suppose to be sistas till the end? No mention of them after the Ford thingy.

12:00 AM  

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