Saturday Edition - April 1
Belle has herself cloned. The pair runs away and lives happily ever after since each is with the one she loves most.
Carrie chooses Austin. They elope to a ski resort. Carrie's butt gets stuck in the lift chair and they aren't heard from for months.
Rex and his girlfriend have a kid. He finds out what a pain in the butt kids are and goes running back to Mimi.
Shawn hooks up with Jan. Although she remains in a coma they are compatible as mental equals.
Phillip sits on the couch rocking Claire and repeats over and over, "I know what you're thinking... you don't want to come home from the store until you have everything that will make me happy."
Sami and Lucas get back together, but only because Lucas admits he's gay and hooks up with Stan.
Marlena gets her memory back. She runs off with all three Romans in some sort of kinky timesharing arrangement.
Jack comes back to life. Jennifer tells him to get lost and runs off with Frankie to open up their own Frinkifer-ter stand.
Hope refuses to take Bo back, but does allow him to wear his ball and chain and serve as an anchor for the Fancy Face III as she and Patrick sail off into the sunset.
Billie rescues Bo and drags him off to the nearest gas-filled pit.
Chelsea goes to prison and finds happiness as the meanest bitch-ho on the cell block.
Nicole hooks up with her soap opera star. It turns out he was a character on Days Of Our Lives. The show goes belly-up and Nicole and her husband wind up homeless.
Lexie runs off with Tek. All the patients she has ever had team up to initiate a class-action malpractice suit against her. Lexie loses big time and Tek takes a hike as Lexie's bank account dwindles.
Abe loses his sight again and starts a singing career filling the gap left when Ray Charles died.
Max finally makes the big time when he gets a job driving a service truck at the Indianapolis 500.
Victor runs off with Kate. They plan to fly to Paris for their honeymoon but the plane crashes and both are killed. As they approach the gates of hell Satan says, "Well, there goes the neighborhood."
And, finally, Chloe whines, "Oh, Brady, we can't celebrate our anniversary until this pimple goes away."
And from all of us at Prevuze... do have a wonderful April Fool's day.
Carrie chooses Austin. They elope to a ski resort. Carrie's butt gets stuck in the lift chair and they aren't heard from for months.
Rex and his girlfriend have a kid. He finds out what a pain in the butt kids are and goes running back to Mimi.
Shawn hooks up with Jan. Although she remains in a coma they are compatible as mental equals.
Phillip sits on the couch rocking Claire and repeats over and over, "I know what you're thinking... you don't want to come home from the store until you have everything that will make me happy."
Sami and Lucas get back together, but only because Lucas admits he's gay and hooks up with Stan.
Marlena gets her memory back. She runs off with all three Romans in some sort of kinky timesharing arrangement.
Jack comes back to life. Jennifer tells him to get lost and runs off with Frankie to open up their own Frinkifer-ter stand.
Hope refuses to take Bo back, but does allow him to wear his ball and chain and serve as an anchor for the Fancy Face III as she and Patrick sail off into the sunset.
Billie rescues Bo and drags him off to the nearest gas-filled pit.
Chelsea goes to prison and finds happiness as the meanest bitch-ho on the cell block.
Nicole hooks up with her soap opera star. It turns out he was a character on Days Of Our Lives. The show goes belly-up and Nicole and her husband wind up homeless.
Lexie runs off with Tek. All the patients she has ever had team up to initiate a class-action malpractice suit against her. Lexie loses big time and Tek takes a hike as Lexie's bank account dwindles.
Abe loses his sight again and starts a singing career filling the gap left when Ray Charles died.
Max finally makes the big time when he gets a job driving a service truck at the Indianapolis 500.
Victor runs off with Kate. They plan to fly to Paris for their honeymoon but the plane crashes and both are killed. As they approach the gates of hell Satan says, "Well, there goes the neighborhood."
And, finally, Chloe whines, "Oh, Brady, we can't celebrate our anniversary until this pimple goes away."
And from all of us at Prevuze... do have a wonderful April Fool's day.
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7 Comments:
WEll Prevuze, HAppy April Fools Day to you too! Thnks for the laughs, and playing it JUST how I want this show to end up! They were all great today so no need to pick out a favorite. But if I had to, loved the "There goes the Neighborhood."
Just three words, Belle, clone & timeshare. :D
What a happy April Fools Day surprise. Even if I did have to come in to work today, a latte and Prevuze made it worthwhile.
It was all great, but my LOL moments were Lucas hooking up with Stan, and Bo (with ball & chain) acting as the anchor for the Fancy Face.
HAHAHAHA
Heya Prevuze! I totally loved this special edition...."There goes the neihborhood" HA! Lucas ans Stan hmmm well, Bryan and Dan did look really good together ;). (Two hot guys, normally thats one of my fanasties)
Great!!!!! I LOVED this!
Like your stuff anyway, but the Belle one and the timeshare really got me rolling.
Love the melonhead pic,too.
All your jokes are great, but I LMBO at your Chloe joke.
"And, finally, Chloe whines, "Oh, Brady, we can't celebrate our anniversary until this pimple goes away."
Perfect!! Chloe and her mirror are soulmates. :-)
Well, I missed this on the first, but what a riot. Especially loved the comment about the show going belly-up. THAT may not be an April Fool's joke!
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