Over The Rainbow DOOL Style

Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
An escape I have heard of
Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over the rainbow
Viewers fly
They fly over the rainbow
Why then oh why can't I?

Some day I'll wake upon a star
And find these lame-o DOOL plots far behind me

Their IQ's melt like lemon drops
The whining/crying never stops
It drives me crazy

Somewhere over the rainbow
Ratings fly
They fly over over the rainbow
Why then oh why can't I?

Thanks to 'Frog' for this one.